'Well, dear, you know you have not yet had a commission from anybody.'
'How can you say so, George? I have painted you--and my sister--and my
mother--and your sisters. I am sure that no studio even of an R.A. could
make a braver show of work. Well--I will give it up--until Prudence
returns. Is it to be a garret? A real garret, with sloping walls, where
you can only stand upright in the middle?'
'We call it a garret. It will take the form, I suppose, of a tiny house
in a cheap quarter. It will have six rooms, a garden in front and a
garden behind. The rent will be thirty pounds. For a whole twelvemonth
it will be a real slice of Eden, Elsie, and you shall be Eve.'
Elsie laughed. 'It will be great fun. We will make the Eden last longer
than a twelvemonth. I daresay I shall like it. Of course I shall have to
do everything for myself. To clean the doorstep will be equivalent to
taking exercise in the fresh air: to sweep the floors will be a kind of
afternoon dance or a game of lawn-tennis: to wash up the cups and
saucers will be only a change of amusement.--There is one thing,
George--one thing'--she became very serious--'I suppose you never--did
you ever witness the scouring of a frying-pan? I don't think I _could_
do that. And did you ever see beef-steaks before they are cooked? They
suggest the animal in the most terrible way. I don't really think I
could handle those bleeding lumps.'
'You shan't touch a frying-pan, and we will have nothing roasted or
fried. We will live on cold Australian beef eaten out of its native tin:
the potatoes shall be boiled in their skins. And perhaps--I don't
know--with two hundred pounds a year we could afford a servant--a very
little one--just a girl warranted not to eat too much.'
'What shall we do when our clothes are worn out?'
'The little maid will make some more for you, I suppose. We certainly
shall not be able to buy new things--not nice things, that is--and you
must have nice things, mustn't you?'
'I do like things to be nice,' she replied, smoothing her dainty skirts
with her dainty hand. 'George, where shall we find this house--formerly
Eve's own country villa before she--resigned her tenancy, you know?'
'There are places in London where whole streets are filled with families
living on a hundred and fifty pounds a year. Checkley--the chief's
private clerk--lives in such a place: he told me so himself. He says
there is nobody in his parish who has got a bigger income than himself:
he's a little king among them because he gets four hundred pounds a
year, besides what he has saved--which is enormous piles. Elsie, my
dear, we must give up our present surroundings, and take up with
gentility in its cheapest form.'
'Can we not go on living among our own friends?'
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