Cantors (Judaism) -- Drama; Fathers and sons -- Drama; Jewish families -- Drama; Jewish singers -- Drama; New York (N.Y.) -- Drama
CANTOR
[_Bitterly_]. Money! Money! That’s all they know. A little less money
and more God would be better.
SARA
Please, Yosele, you shouldn’t excite yourself.
CANTOR
[_Mutters_]. The memory of that boy is shortening my life.
SARA
Don’t speak like that. Go lay down a little bit. You’ll feel better.
Take a rest. [CANTOR _rises wearily, obediently._] Please don’t be
mad, Yosele. I won’t talk no more of Jakie. I didn’t mean to hurt your
feelings.
CANTOR
[_Pats her on the shoulder_]. All right, all right. I’ll go in now and
lay down for a while, and maybe then I’ll feel better. [_At the door,
with an attempt at his normal sweetness._] Don’t forget, you promised
nice cookies for Moey. [_He goes._]
SARA
[_Moves toward the sideboard, when the telephone rings. She turns and
moves toward the telephone saying “Hello” just before she reaches it.
Then she picks up the receiver_]. Hello ... who?... Oh, Mr. Adler. How
do you do, Mr. Adler.... Yes, this is the Cantor’s wife.... How did you
know it’s the Cantor’s birthday?... No, he don’t know it himself. We
are making him a surprise! Oh, thank you, Mr. Adler. You should have
the same!... The Cantor will be happy to know you remembered him....
Thank you.... Goodbye. [_She hangs up the receiver. There is a knock on
the door._] Come in.
YUDELSON
[_Comes in carrying a jug of wine, a praying shawl, a roast turkey
wrapped in a napkin._ YUDELSON _is a jeweler—an old friend of the
family. He is about forty, has a small, close-cropped beard, and
is seasonably dressed in a white linen suit and a Panama hat. He
is hearty, good-natured, eager to please, but not exactly a subtle
person._] Hello, hello, hello! Congratulations! Good luck!
SARA
Mr. Yudelson!
YUDELSON
Well, it’s the Cantor’s birthday, so—
SARA
Sh! It’s a surprise. The Cantor is asleep.
YUDELSON
[_Lowers his voice_]. Oh, a surprise!... So I says to myself,
“Yudelson,” I says, “what should I give the Cantor that would be nicer
than a roast turkey, a gallon of wine which my wife, Olov Hasholem,
she made it five years before she died, and a genu-ine woolen praying
shawl!”
SARA
A praying shawl! How did you know about the birthday?
YUDELSON
How did I know! What’s the matter with you, am I crazy? The whole East
Side remembers it.
SARA
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