THE JESSAMY BRIDE By Frank Frankfort Moore Author Of “The Impudent Comedian,” Etc. With Pictures in Color by C. Allan Gilbert New York Duffield & Company 1906 [Illustration: 0001] [Illustration: 0008] [Illustration: 0009] THE JESSAMY BRIDE CHAPTER I. Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “we have eaten an excellent dinner, we are a company of intelligent men--although I allow that we should have difficulty in proving that we are so if it became known that we sat down with a Scotchman--and now pray do not mar the self-satisfaction which intelligent men experience after dining, by making assertions based on ignorance and maintained by sophistry.” “Why, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “I doubt if the self-satisfaction of even the most intelligent of men--whom I take to be myself--is interfered with by any demonstration of an inferior intellect on the part of another.” Edmund Burke laughed, understanding the meaning of the twinkle in Goldsmith's eye. Sir Joshua Reynolds, having reproduced--with some care--that twinkle, turned the bell of his ear-trumpet with a smile in the direction of Johnson; but Boswell and Garrick sat with solemn faces. The former showed that he was more impressed than ever with the conviction that Goldsmith was the most blatantly conceited of mankind, and the latter--as Burke perceived in a moment--was solemn in mimicry of Boswell's solemnity. When Johnson had given a roll or two on his chair and had pursed out his lips in the act of speaking, Boswell turned an eager face towards him, putting his left hand behind his ear so that he might not lose a word that might fall from his oracle. Upon Garrick's face was precisely the same expression, but it was his right hand that he put behind his ear. Goldsmith and Burke laughed together at the marvellous imitation of the Scotchman by the actor, and at exactly the same instant the conscious and unconscious comedians on the other side of the table turned their heads in the direction first of Goldsmith, then of Burke. Both faces were identical as regards expression. It was the expression of a man who is greatly grieved. Then, with the exactitude of two automatic figures worked by the same machinery, they turned their heads again toward Johnson. “Sir,” said Johnson, “your endeavour to evade the consequences of maintaining a silly argument by thrusting forward a question touching upon mankind in general, suggests an assumption on your part that my intelligence is of an inferior order to your own, and that, sir, I cannot permit to pass unrebuked.” “Nay, sir,” cried Boswell, eagerly, “I cannot believe that Dr. Goldsmith's intention was so monstrous.” “And the very fact of your believing that, sir, amounts almost to a positive proof that the contrary is the case,” roared Johnson. “Pray, sir, do not condemn me on such evidence,” said Goldsmith. “Men have been hanged on less,” remarked Burke. “But, to return to the original matter, I should like to know upon what facts----”