A sudden cry startled the company, and at the same instant Garrick was
thrown on his hands and knees on the floor by the act of Goldsmith's
springing to his feet.
“By the Lord, I've got it!” shouted Goldsmith. “The Jessamy Bride has
given it to me, as I knew she would--the title of my comedy--she has
just said it: '_She Stoops to Conquer_.'”
CHAPTER XII.
As a matter of course, Colman objected to the new title when Goldsmith
communicated it to him the next day; but the latter was firm on this
particular point. He had given the play its name, he said, and he would
not alter it now on any consideration.
Colman once again shrugged his shoulders. The production of the play
gave him so much practice at shrugging, Goldsmith expressed his regret
at not being able to introduce the part of a Frenchman, which he said he
believed the manager would play to perfection.
But when Johnson, who attended the rehearsal with Miss Reynolds, the
whole Horneck family, Cradock and Murphy, asserted, as he did with his
customary emphasis, that no better title than “She Stoops to Conquer”
could be found for the comedy, Colman made no further objections, and
the rehearsal was proceeded with.
“Nay, sir,” cried Johnson, when Goldsmith was leaving his party in a box
in order to go upon the stage, “Nay, sir, you shall not desert us. You
must stay by us to let us know when the jests are spoken, so that we
may be fully qualified to laugh at the right moments when the theatre is
filled. Why, Goldy, you would not leave us to our own resources?”
“I will be the Lieutenant Cook of the comedy, Dr. Johnson,” said Miss
Horneck--Lieutenant Cook and his discoveries constituted the chief
topics of the hour. “I believe that I know so much of the dialogue as
will enable me to pilot you, not merely to the Otaheite of a jest, but
to a whole archipelago of wit.”
“Otaheite is a name of good omen,” said Cradock. “It is suggestive of
palms, and '_palmam qui meruit ferat._'”
“Sir,” said Johnson, “you should know better than to quote Latin in the
presence of ladies. Though your remark is not quite so bad as I expected
it would be, yet let me tell you, sir, that unless the wit in the comedy
is a good deal livelier than yours, it will have a poor chance with the
playgoers.”
“Oh, sir, Dr. Goldsmith's wit is greatly superior to mine,” laughed
Cradock. “Otherwise it would be my comedy that would be in rehearsal,
and Dr. Goldsmith would be merely on a level with us who constitute his
critics.”
Goldsmith had gone on the stage and the rehearsal had begun, so that
Johnson was enabled, by pretending to give all his attention to the
opening dialogue, to hide his lack of an effective reply to Cradock for
his insolence in suggesting that they were both on the same level as
critics.
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