But Burke, who knew the exact nature of the Irish bull, only smiled. He
laughed, however, when Goldsmith, assuming the puzzled expression of
the Irishman who adds to the humour of his bull by pretending that it is
involuntary, stumbled carefully in his words, simulating a man anxious
to explain away a mistake that he has made. Goldsmith excelled at this
form of humour but too well; hence, while the pages of every book that
refers to him are crowded with his brilliant saying's, the writers quote
Garrick's lines in proof--proof positive, mind--that he “talked like
poor Poll.” He is the first man on record who has been condemned solely
because of the exigencies of rhyme, and that, too, in the doggerel
couplet of the most unscrupulous jester of the century.
Mary Horneck seems to have been the only one who understood him
thoroughly. She has left her appreciation of his humour on record. The
expression which she perceived upon his face immediately after he had
given utterance to some delightful witticism--which the recording demons
around him delighted to turn against himself--was the expression which
makes itself apparent in Reynolds's portrait of him. The man who “talked
like poor Poll” was the man who, even before he had done anything in
literature except a few insignificant essays, was visited by Bishop
Percy, though every visit entailed a climb up a rickety staircase and
a seat on a rickety stool in a garret. Perhaps, however, the fastidious
Percy was interested in ornithology and was ready to put himself to
great inconvenience in order to hear parrot-talk.
While he was preparing to go with the Bunburys, Goldsmith noticed that
the man who, after talking with Mary Horneck, had chatted with Mrs.
Abington, had disappeared; and when the party whom he was accompanying
to supper had left the room he remained for a few moments to make his
adieux to the players. He shook hands with Mrs. Abington, saying--
“Have no fear that I shall forget my promise, madam.”
“I shall take good care that you don't, sir,” said she.
“Do not fancy that I shall neglect my own interests!” he cried, bowing
as he took a step away from her. When he had taken another step he
suddenly returned to her as if a sudden thought had struck him. “Why, if
I wasn't going away without asking you what is the name of the gentleman
in uniform who was speaking with you just now,” said he. “I fancy I have
met him somewhere, and one doesn't want to be rude.”
“His name is Jackson,” she replied. “Yes, Captain Jackson, though the
Lord only knows what he is captain of.”
“I have been mistaken; I know no one of that name,” said Goldsmith.
“'Tis as well I made sure; one may affront a gentleman as easily by
professing to have met him as by forgetting that one has done so.”
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