The Jessica Letters: An Editor's RomanceHarris, Corra
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The Jessica Letters: An Editor's Romance
Harris, Corra
Editors -- Fiction
But really no great powers of prophecy were required. Have you forgotten
that in the very letter before this one you called me "Dear Philip"? And
wasn't that a good index of your tempestuous, contradictory sweet self,
that you should have begun your letter "My dear Mr. Philip Towers" and
then thrown in your "Dear Philip" by the way, as if it would not be
observed! Why, my naughty Jessica, when I came to that phrase, I just took
my longest, biggest blue pencil and put a ring about it so that I might
find it at a moment's notice and feast my eyes a thousand thousand times
on its sweet familiarity. Do not suppose that anything ever escapes me in
your letters. I con every little lapse in your spelling until I know it by
heart. And you do make so many slips, you know, in your reviews as well as
in your letters! I never correct them,--that would be a desecration, I
think,--but send up your copy just as it comes to me. Indeed, I find
myself imitating unawares some of your most unaccountable originalities.
Only the other day I was in the reading-room and our head proofreader, a
sour, wizened old man, cried out to me: "I say, Mr. Towers, what is the
matter with your spelling? You write _propotion_[2] for proportion and
_propersition_ for proposition, and get your _r_'s all mixed up
generally!" There was a titter from all the girls in the room. Then said
I: "Thou fool! knowest thou not that Jessica lives in the South, and
treats her _r_'s with royal contempt as she was taught to treat the black
man? And shall I not imitate her in this as in all her high-born
originalities?" Of course I didn't say that aloud, but just thought it to
myself. And really I do wonder sometimes that your excellent father, when
he taught you Latin, should have permitted you to take such liberties with
our good mother tongue. But after all it is only another sign of your
right Southern wilfulness. Do you not take even greater liberties with
poor human souls?
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