DCCCLXXXV.--WILL AND THE WAY. AT a provincial Law Society's dinner the president called upon the senior attorney to give as a toast the person whom he considered the best friend of the profession. "Certainly," was the response. "The man who _makes his own will_." DCCCLXXXVI.--A REASONABLE EXCUSE. A PERSON lamented the difficulty he found in persuading his friends to return the volumes which he had lent them. "Sir," replied a friend, "your acquaintances find it is much more easy to _retain_ the books themselves, than what is _contained_ in them." DCCCLXXXVII.--BEWICK, THE ENGRAVER. WHEN the Duke of Northumberland first called to see Mr. Bewick's workshops at Newcastle, he was not personally known to the engraver. On discovering the high rank of his visitor, Bewick exclaimed, "I beg pardon, my lord, I did not know your grace, and was unaware I had the honor of talking to so great a man." To which the Duke good humoredly replied, "You are a much greater man than I am, Mr. Bewick." To this Bewick answered, "No, my lord: but were _I_ Duke of Northumberland, perhaps I could be." DCCCLXXXVIII.--SUMMARY DECISION. MR. BROUGHAM, when at the bar, opened before Lord Chief Justice Tenterden an action for the amount of a wager laid upon the event of a dog-fight, which, through some unwillingness of dogs or men, had not been brought to an issue. "We, my lord," said the advocate, "were minded that the dogs should fight."--"Then I," replied the Judge, "_am minded_ to hear no more of it:" and he called another cause. DCCCLXXXIX.--A DISAPPOINTING SUBSCRIBER. TO all letters soliciting "subscriptions," Lord Erskine had a regular form of reply, namely: "Sir, I feel much honored by your application to me, and beg to _subscribe_" (here the reader had to turn over leaf) "Myself, _your very obedient servant_," etc. DCCCXC.--HABEAS CORPUS ACT. BISHOP BURNET relates a curious circumstance respecting the origin of that important statute, the Habeas Corpus Act. "It was carried," says he, "by an odd artifice in the House of Lords. Lord Grey and Lord Norris were named to be the tellers. Lord Norris was not at all times attentive to what he was doing; so a very fat lord coming in, Lord Grey counted him for ten, as a jest at first; but seeing Lord Norris had not observed it, he went on with this misreckoning of _ten_; so it was reported to the House, and declared that they who were for the bill were the majority, and by this means the bill passed." DCCCXCI.--A RUNAWAY KNOCK. DOUGLAS JERROLD describing a very dangerous illness from which he had just recovered, said--"Ay, sir, it was a runaway knock at Death's door, I can assure you." DCCCXCII.--COMMON POLITENESS.