The Jimmyjohn Boss, and Other Stories — John Shaqi
The Jimmyjohn Boss, and Other StoriesWister, Owen
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The Jimmyjohn Boss, and Other Stories
Wister, Owen
Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction; West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Western stories
This town was the magnate's child, the thing that was to keep his memory
green; and as I took it in on that first walk of discovery, Stuart told
me its story: how the magnate had decreed the railroad shops should be
here; how, at that, corner lots grew in a night; how horsemen galloped
the streets, shooting for joy, and the hasty tents rose while the
houses were hammered together; how they had song, dance, cards, whiskey,
license, murder, marriage, opera--the whole usual thing--regular as the
clock in our West, in Australia, in Africa, in every virgin corner
of the world where the Anglo-Saxon rushes to spend his animal
spirits--regular as the clock, and in Sharon's case about fifteen
minutes long. For they became greedy, the corner-lot people. They ran
up prices for land which the railroad, the breath of their nostrils,
wanted. They grew ugly, forgetting they were dealing with a magnate, and
that a railroad from ocean to ocean can take its shops somewhere else
with appalling ease. Thus did the corner lots become sand again in a
night. “And in the words of the poet,” concluded Stuart, “Sharon has an
immense future behind it.”
Our talk was changed by the sight of a lady leaning and calling over a
fence.
“Mrs. Jeffries,” said she. “Oh, Mrs. Jeffries!”
“Well?” called a voice next door.
“I want to send Leola and Arvasita into your yard.”
“Well?” the voice repeated.
“Our tool-house blew over into your yard last night. It's jammed behind
your tank.”
“Oh, indeed!”
A window in the next house was opened, a head put out, and this
occasioned my presentation to both ladies. They were Mrs. Mattern
and Mrs. Jeffries, and they fell instantly into a stiff caution of
deportment; but they speedily found I was not worth being cautious
over. Stuart whispered to me that they were widows of high standing, and
mothers of competing favorites for the elocution prize; and I hastened
to court their esteem. Mrs. Mattern was in body more ample, standing
high and yellow and fluffy; but Mrs. Jeffries was smooth and small, and
behind her spectacles she had an eye.
“You must not let us interrupt you, ladies,” said I, after some
civilities. “Did I understand that something was to be carried
somewhere?”
“You did,” said Mrs. Jeffries (she had come out of her house); “and I am
pleased to notice no damage has been done to our fence--this time.”
“It would have been fixed right up at my expense, as always, Mrs.
Jeffries,” retorted her neighbor, and started to keep abreast of Mrs.
Jeffries as that lady walked and inspected the fence. Thus the two
marched parallel along the frontier to the rear of their respective
territories.
“You'll not resign?” said Stuart to me. “It is 'yours till death,' ain't
it?”
I told him that it was.
“About once a month I can expect this,” said Mrs. Jeffries, returning
along her frontier.
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