The Jimmyjohn Boss, and Other Stories — John Shaqi
The Jimmyjohn Boss, and Other StoriesWister, Owen
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The Jimmyjohn Boss, and Other Stories
Wister, Owen
Frontier and pioneer life -- West (U.S.) -- Fiction; West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Western stories
“Yes, sir, three recalls,” said Arvasita, arriving at our group by the
fence. An elder sister, she was, evidently. “Are you acquainted with
'Camill'?” she asked me, with a trifle of sternness; and upon my
hesitating, “the celebrated French drayma of 'Camill',” she repeated,
with a trifle more of sternness. “Camill is the lady in it who dies of
consumption. Leola recites the letter-and-coughing scene, Act Third. Mr.
Patterson of Coloraydo Springs pronounces it superior to Modjeska.”
“That is Leola again,” said Mrs. Mattern, showing me another newspaper
cut--hair, stockings, and a candle this time.
“Sleep-walking scene, 'Macbeth,'” said Arvasita. “Leola's great night
at the church fair and bazar, El Paso, in Shakespeare's acknowledged
masterpiece. Leola's repetwar likewise includes 'Catherine the Queen
before her Judges,' 'Quality of Mercy is not Strained,' 'Death of Little
Nell,' 'Death of Paul Dombey,' 'Death of the Old Year,' 'Burial of Sir
John Moore,' and other standard gems suitable for ladies.”
“Leola,” said her mother, “recite 'When the British Warrior Queen' to
the gentleman.”
“No, momma, please not,” said Leola, and her voice made me look at her;
something of appeal sounded in it.
“Leola is that young you must excuse her,” said her mother--and I
thought the girl winced.
“Come away, Guy,” suddenly snapped little Mrs. Jeffries. “We are wasting
the gentleman's time. You are no infant prodigy, and we have no pictures
of your calves to show him in the papers.”
“Why, mother!” cried the boy, and he gave a brotherly look to Leola.
But the girl, scarlet and upset, now ran inside the house.
“As for wasting time, madam,” said I, with indignation, “you are wasting
yours in attempting to prejudice the judges.”
“There!” said Guy.
“And, Mrs. Mattern,” continued, “if I may say so without offense,
the age (real or imaginary) of the speakers may make a difference in
Albuquerque, but with our committee not the slightest.”
“Thank you, I'm sure,” said Mrs. Mattern, bridling.
“Eastern ideas are ever welcome in Sharon,” said Mrs. Jeffries.
“Good-morning.” And she removed Guy and herself into her house, while
Mrs. Mattern and Arvasita, stiffly ignoring me, passed into their own
door.
“Come have a drink,” said Stuart to me. “I am glad you said it. Old
Mother Mattern will let down those prodigy skirts. The poor girl has
been ashamed of them these two years, but momma has bulldozed her into
staying young for stage effect. The girl's not conceited, for a wonder,
and she speaks well. It is even betting which of the two widows you have
made the maddest.”
Close by the saloon we were impeded by a rush of small boys. They ran
before and behind us suddenly from barrels and unforeseen places, and
wedging and bumping between us, they shouted: “Chicken-legs! Ah, look at
the chicken-legs!”
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