The Journal to Eliza and Various letters by Laurence Sterne and Elizabeth DraperSterne, Laurence
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The Journal to Eliza and Various letters by Laurence Sterne and Elizabeth Draper
Sterne, Laurence
Draper, Elizabeth, 1744-1778; Novelists, English -- 18th century -- Correspondence; Sterne, Laurence, 1713-1768 -- Correspondence
You owe much, I allow, to your husband,—you owe something to
appearances, and the opinion of the world; but, trust me, my
dear, you owe much likewise to yourself.—Return therefore, from
Deal, if you continue ill.—I will prescribe for you, gratis.—You
are not the first woman, by many, I have done so for, with
success. I will send for my wife and daughter, and they shall
carry you, in pursuit of health, to Montpelier, the wells of
Bancois, the Spa, or whither thou wilt. Thou shalt direct them,
and make parties of pleasure in what corner of the world fancy
points out to thee. We shall fish upon the banks of Arno, and
lose ourselves in the sweet labyrinths of its vallies.—And then
thou shouldst warble to us, as I have once or twice heard
thee.—“I’m lost, I’m lost”—but we should find thee again, my
Eliza.—Of a similar nature to this, was your physician’s
prescription: “Use gentle exercise, the pure southern air of
France, or milder Naples—with the society of friendly, gentle
beings.” Sensible man! He certainly entered into your feelings.
He knew the fallacy of medicine to a creature, whose ILLNESS HAS
ARISEN FROM THE AFFLICTION OF HER MIND. Time only, my dear, I
fear you must trust to, and have your reliance on; may it give
you the health so enthusiastic a votary to the charming goddess
deserves.
I honour you, Eliza, for keeping secret some things, which if
explained, had been a panegyric on yourself. There is a dignity
in venerable affliction which will not allow it to appeal to the
world for pity or redress. Well have you supported that
character, my amiable, philosophic friend! And, indeed, I begin
to think you have as many virtues as my uncle Toby’s widow.—I
don’t mean to insinuate, hussy, that _my_ opinion is no better
founded than his was of Mrs. Wadman; nor do I conceive it
possible for any _Trim_ to convince me it is equally
fallacious.—I am sure, while I have my reason, it is
not.—Talking of widows—pray, Eliza, if ever you are such, do not
think of giving yourself to some wealthy nabob—because I design
to marry you myself.—My wife cannot live long—she has sold all
the provinces in France already—and I know not the woman I
should like so well for her substitute as yourself.—’Tis true, I
am ninety-five in constitution, and you but twenty-five—rather
too great a disparity this!—but what I want in youth, I will
make up in wit and good humour.—Not Swift so loved his Stella,
Scarron his Maintenon, or Waller his Sacharissa, as I will love,
and sing thee, my wife elect! All those names, eminent as they
were, shall give place to thine, Eliza. Tell me, in answer to
this, that you approve and honour the proposal, and that you
would (like the Spectator’s mistress) have more joy in putting
on an old man’s slipper, than associating with the gay, the
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