The Joyous Adventures of Aristide PujolLocke, William John
Philosophy
The Joyous Adventures of Aristide Pujol
Locke, William John
Adventure and adventurers -- Fiction
"It's very simple," said he, taking the stage with childlike exultation.
"I go to find Bondon this morning to kill him. In the train I have a
sudden inspiration, a revelation from Heaven. It is not Zette but
Euphémie that is the _bonne amie_ of Bondon. I laugh, and frighten a
long-toothed English old maid out of her wits. Shall I get out at
Tarascon and return to Nîmes and tell you, or shall I go on? I decide to
go on. I make my plan. Ah, but when I make a plan, it's all in a second,
a flash, _pfuit!_ At Avignon I see a pair of handcuffs. I buy them. I
spend hours tracking that animal there. At last I find him at the
station about to start for Lyon. I tell him I am a police agent. I let
him see the handcuffs, which convince him. I tell him Euphémie, in
consequence of the discovery of his letter, has committed suicide. There
is a _procès-verbal_ at which he is wanted. I summon him to accompany me
in the name of the law--and there he is."
[Illustration: "AND YOU!" SHOUTED BOCARDON, FALLING ON ARISTIDE; "I MUST
EMBRACE YOU ALSO"]
"Then that letter was not for my wife?" said Bocardon, who was not
quick-witted.
"But, no, imbecile!" cried Aristide.
Bocardon hugged his wife in his vast embrace. The tears ran down his
cheeks.
"Ah, my little Zette, my little Zette, will you ever pardon me?"
"_Oui, je te pardonne, gros jaloux_," said Zette.
"And you!" shouted Bocardon, falling on Aristide; "I must embrace you
also." He kissed him on both cheeks, in his expansive way, and thrust
him towards Zette.
"You can also kiss my wife. It is I, Bocardon, who command it."
The fire of a not ignoble pride raced through Aristide's veins. He was a
hero. He knew it. It was a moment worth living.
The embraces and other expressions of joy and gratitude being
temporarily suspended, attention was turned to the unheroic couple who
up to then had said not one word to each other. The explanation of their
conduct, too, was simple, apparently. They were in love. She had no
dowry. He could not marry her, as his parents would not give their
consent. She, for her part, was frightened to death by the discovery of
the letter, lest Bocardon should turn her out of the house.
"What dowry will satisfy your parents?"
"Nothing less than twelve thousand francs."
"I give it," said Bocardon, reckless in his newly-found happiness.
"Marry her."
The clock in the bureau struck four. Aristide pulled out his watch.
"_Saperlipopette!_" he cried, and disappeared like a flash into the
street.
"But what's the matter with him?" shouted Bocardon, in amazement.
Zette went to the door. "He's running as if he had the devil at his
heels."
"Was he always like that?" asked her husband.
"How always?"
"_Parbleu!_ When you used to see him at your Aunt Léonie's."
Zette flushed red. To repudiate the saviour of her entire family were an
act of treachery too black for her ingenuous heart.
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