Mountain life -- Fiction; Tennessee, East -- Fiction
“Ef he hed done it that-a-way at fust, I’d hev viewed it sure. I viewed
it plain this time,” said one of these.
“He can’t fool me,” protested a sour-visaged woman who kept up a keen
espionage on all the world within the range of her pink sunbonnet.
“One lie never mended another,” said the old preacher aside in a low
voice to a presiding elder. “Potsherds, lies are, my brother; they hold
no water.”
The juggler could deceive them easily enough, but alack, he could not
undeceive them! He debated within himself the possibility which each of
his feats possessed of exciting their ire, as he hurriedly rummaged in
the drawer of the table. He closed it abruptly.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” he said, “behold this paper of needles; and
here also I desire to introduce to your notice this small spool of
thread--Has any lady here,” he continued, with the air of breaking off
with a sudden thought, “any breadths of calico or other fabric which
she might desire to have run up or galloped up? I am a great seamster.”
Of course, although some had brought their babies, and one or two their
lunch to stop the mouths of the older children, many their snuff or
their tobacco, no one had brought work on this memorable outing to the
show in the Cove.
“What a pity!” he cried. “Well, I can only show you how I thread
needles. I swallow them all, thus,” and down they went. “Then I swallow
the thread,” and forthwith the spool disappeared down his throat.
The audience, educated by this time to expect marvels, sat staring,
stony and still. There was a longer interval than usual as he stood
with one hand on the table, half smiling, half expectant, as if he too
were doubtful of the result. Suddenly he lifted his hand, and began
to draw one end of the thread from his lips. On it came, longer and
longer; and here and there, threaded and swaying on the fine filament,
were the needles, of assorted sizes, beginning with the delicate and
small implement, increasing grade by grade, till the descending scale
commenced, and the needles dwindled as they appeared.
Parson Greenought had risen when the thread was swallowed, but he
lingered till the last cambric needle was laid on the table, and the
prestidigitator had made his low bow of self-flattery and triumph in
conclusion. Then having witnessed it all, his forefinger shaking in the
air, he cried out: “I leave this place! I pernounce these acts ter be
traffickin’ with the devil an’ sech. Ef I be wrong, the Lord will jedge
me ’cordin’; ez he hev gin me gifts I see with my eyes, an’ my eyes
air true, an’ they war in wisdom made, an’ war made ter see with. Oh,
young man, pause in time! Sin hev marked ye! Temptation beguiles ye!
I dunno what ye hev in mind, but beware of it! Beware of the sin that
changes its face, an’ shifts its name, an’ juggles with the thing ez is
not what it seems ter be. Beware! beware!”
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