Mountain life -- Fiction; Tennessee, East -- Fiction
Repeatedly there rose on the air the voice of one who was a slow
study repeating the glib lines of “The New Woman;” and once something
very closely approximating a quarrel ensued upon the discovery that
the budding author, already parsimonious with literary material, had
transferred a joke from the mouth of one character to that of another;
the robbed actor came in a bounding fury and with his mother’s false
hair, mildly parted and waving away from his fierce, keen young face
and flashing eyes, to demand of the author-manager its restoration.
His decorous stiffly lined skirts bounced tumultuously with his swift
springs forward, and his fists beneath the lace frill of his sleeves
were held in a belligerent muscular adjustment.
“It’s _my_ joke,” he asseverated vehemently, as if he had cracked it
himself. “My speech is ruined without it, world without end! I will
have it back! I will! I will!” he declared as violently as if he could
possess the air that would vibrate with the voice of the actor who
went on first, and could put his collar on the syllables embodying the
precious jest by those masterful words, “I will!”
The manager had talents for diplomacy, as well he should. He drew the
irate antique-seeming dame into the corner by the lace on the sleeve
and, looking into the wild boyish face, adjured him, “Let him have it,
Jack, for the love of Heaven. He does it so badly, and he is such a
slow study, that I’m afraid the first act will break down if I don’t
give it some vim; after _you_ are once on, the thing will go and I
shan’t care a red.”
And so with the dulcet salve of a little judicious flattery peace came
once more.
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