Mountain life -- Fiction; Tennessee, East -- Fiction
Royce, suddenly all in heart, exhilarated by the mere sight of her,
flung himself ardently into the preparations progressing in the close
little pens on either side and at the rear of the stage. The walls of
these were mere partitions reaching up only some ten feet toward the
ceiling, and they were devoid of any exit save through the stage and
the eye of the public. Hence it had been necessary that all essentials
should be carefully looked to and provided in advance. Now and then,
however, a wild alarum arose because of the apparent non-existence of
some absolutely indispensable article of attire or furniture, succeeded
by embarrassed silence on the part of the mourner when the thing in
question was found, and a meek submission to the half-suppressed
expletives of the rest of the uselessly perturbed company. It was a
scene of mad turmoil. Young men already half clad in feminine attire
were struggling with the remainder of their unaccustomed raiment,--the
actors to take part in the farce “The New Woman.” Others were in
their white flannel suits,--no longer absolutely white,--hot, dusty,
perspiring, the scene-shifters and the curtain contingent, all
lugubriously wiping their heated brows and blaming one another. The
mandolin and banjo players, in faultless evening dress, stood out of
the rush and kept themselves tidy. And now arose a nice question,
in the discussion of which all took part, becoming oblivious, for
the time, of the audience without and the tra-la-la-ing of the glee
singers, the boyish tones of argument occasionally rising above
these melodious numbers. It was submitted that in case the audience
should call for the author of “The New Woman,”--and it would indeed
be unmannerly to omit this tribute,--the playwright ought to be in
full dress to respond, considering the circumstances, the place, and
the full dress of the audience. And here he was in his white flannel
trousers and a pink-and-white striped blazer at this hour of the
night, and his room a quarter of a mile away in a pitching mountain
rain, whither certain precisians would fain have him hie to bedizen
himself. He listened to this with a downcast eye and a sinking heart,
and doubtless would have acted on the admonition save for the ludicrous
effect of emerging before the audience as he was, and returning to meet
the same audience in the blaze of full-dress glory.
“It’s no use talking,” he said at last, decisively. “We are caught here
like rats in a trap. There is no way of getting out without being seen.
I wonder I didn’t think to have a door cut.”
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