The Jumblies, and Other Nonsense VersesLear, Edward
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The Jumblies, and Other Nonsense Verses
Lear, Edward
Nonsense verses, English
"Though you've such a tiny body,
"And your head so large doth grow,--
"Though your hat may blow away,
"Mr. Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo!
"Though you're such a Boddy Doddy--
"Yet I wish that I could modi-
"fy the words I needs must say!
"Will you please to go away?
"That is all I have to say--
"Mr. Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
"Mr. Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo!"
VIII.
Down the slippery slopes of Myrtle,
Where the early pumpkins grow,
To the calm and silent sea
Fled the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
There beyond the Bay of Gurtle,
Lay a large and lively Turtle;--
"You're the Cove," he said, "for me;
"On your back beyond the sea,
"Turtle, you shall carry me!"
Said the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
Said the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
IX.
Through the silent-roaring ocean
Did the Turtle swiftly go;
Holding fast upon his shell
Rode the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
With a sad primaeval motion
Towards the sunset isles of Boshen
Still the Turtle bore him well,
Holding fast upon his shell.
"Lady Jingly Jones, farewell!"
Sang the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
Sang the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
X.
From the Coast of Coromandel
Did that Lady never go;
On that heap of stones she mourns
For the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
On that Coast of Coromandel,
In his jug without a handle,
Still she weeps, and daily moans;
On that little heap of stones
To her Dorking Hens she moans
For the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
For the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
INCIDENTS IN THE LIFE OF MY UNCLE ARLY.
I.
O My Aged Uncle Arly!
Sitting on a heap of Barley
Thro' the silent hours of night,--
Close beside a leafy thicket:--
On his nose there was a Cricket,--
In his hat a Railway-Ticket
(But his shoes were far too tight).
II.
Long ago, in youth, he squander'd
All his goods away, and wander'd
To the Tiniskoop-hills afar.
There on golden sunsets blazing,
Every evening found him gazing,--
Singing,--"Orb! you're quite amazing!
"How I wonder what you are!"
III.
Like the ancient Medes and Persians,
Always by his own exertions
He subsisted on those hills;--
Whiles,--by teaching children spelling,--
Or at times by merely yelling,--
Or at intervals by selling
"Propter's Nicodemus Pills."
IV.
Later, in his morning rambles
He perceived the moving brambles--
Something square and white disclose;--
'Twas a First-class Railway-Ticket;
But, on stooping down to pick it
Off the ground,--a pea-green Cricket
Settled on my uncle's Nose.
V.
Never--never more,--oh! never,
Did that Cricket leave him ever,--
Dawn or evening, day or night;--
Clinging as a constant treasure,--
Chirping with a cheerious measure,--
Wholly to my uncle's pleasure
(Though his shoes were far too tight).
VI.
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