“Poor old Lalouette understood but little of the urgency of the case,
when I requested his leave to take my lessons each morning at six
o’clock, for I dared not absent myself during the day without exciting
suspicion; and never, I will venture to assert, did knight-errant of
old strive harder for the hand of his lady-love than did I during that
weary fortnight; if a hippogriff had been the animal I bestrode, instead
of being, as it was, an old wall-eyed gray, I could not have felt more
misgivings at my temerity, or more proud of my achievement. In the first
three days the unaccustomed exercise proved so severe, that when I
reached the deanery I could hardly move, and crossed the floor pretty
much as a pair of compasses might be supposed to do if performing that
exploit. Nothing, however, could equal the kindness of my poor dear
mother-in-law in embryo, and even the dean too. Fanny indeed, said
nothing; but I rather think she was disposed to giggle a little; but
my rheumatism, as it was called, was daily inquired after, and I was
compelled to take some infernal stuff in my port wine, at dinner, that
nearly made me sick at table.
“‘I am sure you walk too much,’ said Fanny, with one of her knowing
looks. ‘Papa, don’t you think he ought to ride? it would be much better
for him.’
“‘I do, my dear,’ said the dean. ‘But then you see he is so hard to be
pleased in a horse. Your old hunting days have spoiled you; but you must
forget Melton and Grantham, and condescend to keep a hack.’
“I must have looked confoundedly foolish here, for Fanny never took her
eyes off me, and continued to laugh in her own wicked way.
“It was now about the ninth or tenth day of my purgatorial performances;
and certainly, if there be any merit in fleshly mortifications, these
religious exercises of mine should stand my part hereafter. A review had
been announced in the Phœnix park, which Fanny had expressed herself most
desirous to witness; and as the dean would not permit her to go without a
chaperon, I had no means of escape, and promised to escort her. No sooner
had I made this rash pledge than I hastened to my confidential friend,
Lalouette, and having imparted to him my entire secret, asked him in a
solemn and imposing manner, ‘Can I do it?’ The old man shook his head
dubiously, looked grave, and muttered at length, ‘Mosch depend on de
horse.’ ‘I know it—I know it—I feel it,’ said I, eagerly—‘then where are
we to find an animal that will carry me peaceably through this awful day?
I care not for his price.’
“‘Votre affaire ne sera pas trop chère,’ said he.
“‘Why, how do you mean?’ said I.
“He then proceeded to inform me that, by a singularly fortunate chance,
there took place that day an auction of ‘cast horses,’ as they are
termed, which had been used in the horse police force; and that from long
riding and training to stand fire, nothing could be more suitable than
one of these, being both easy to ride and not given to start at noise.
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