“I could have almost hugged the old fellow for his happy suggestion,
and waited with impatience for three o’clock to come, when we repaired
together to Essexbridge, at that time the place selected for these sales.
“I was at first a little shocked at the look of the animals drawn up;
they were most miserably thin, most of them swelled in the legs, few
without sore backs, and not one eye on an average in every three; but
still they were all high-steppers, and carried a great tail. ‘There’s
your affaire,’ said the old Frenchman, as a long-legged, fiddle-headed
beast was led out; turning out his forelegs so as to endanger the man who
walked beside him.
“‘Yes, there’s blood for you,’ said Charley Dycer, seeing my eye fixed
on the wretched beast; ‘equal to fifteen stone with any fox-hounds; safe
in all his paces, and warranted sound; except,’ added he, in a whisper,
‘a slight spavin in both hind legs, ring-bone, and a little touch in
the wind.’ Here the animal gave an approving cough. ‘Will any gentleman
say fifty pounds to begin?’ But no gentleman did. A hackney-coachman,
however, said five, and the sale was opened; the beast trotting up and
down nearly over the bidders at every moment, and plunging on so that it
was impossible to know what was doing.
“‘Five ten—fifteen—six pounds—thank you, sir—guineas—seven pounds,’ said
I, bidding against myself, not perceiving that I had spoken last. ‘Thank
you, Mr. Moriarty,’ said Dycer, turning toward an invisible purchaser
supposed to be in the crowd. ‘Thank you, sir, you’ll not let a good
one go that way.’ Every one here turned to find out the very knowing
gentleman; but he could nowhere be seen.
“Dycer resumed, ‘Seven ten, for Mr. Moriarty. Going for seven ten—a cruel
sacrifice—there’s action for you—playful beast.’ Here the devil had
stumbled and nearly killed a basket-woman with two children.
“‘Eight,’ said I, with a loud voice.
“‘Eight pounds, quite absurd,’ said Dycer, almost rudely; ‘a charger
like that for eight pounds—going for eight pounds—going—nothing above
eight pounds—no reserve, gentlemen, you are aware of that. They are all,
as it were, his Majesty’s stud—no reserve whatever—last time, eight
pounds—gone.’
“Amid a very hearty cheer from the mob, God knows why, but a Dublin mob
always cheers—I returned accompanied by a ragged fellow, leading my new
purchase after me with a hay halter.
“‘What is the meaning of those letters?’ said I, pointing to a very
conspicuous G. R., with sundry other enigmatical signs, burned upon the
animal’s hind quarter.
“‘That’s to show he was a po-lis,’ said the fellow with a grin; ‘and when
ye ride with ladies, ye must turn the decoy side.”
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