Billy Ketchum was the representative of the great logging concern of
Miller, Knees & Dye, which owned all the pine lands in the township,
and, indeed, in nearly all the county. He complimented the assessor
in his softest manner, he complimented the board down from Caxton to
Severn, through Holt, and then he complimented them up again from Severn
to Caxton. He mentioned New Antrim and brought in a deft reference to
the shamrock and the old sod, and then—he suddenly caught the eye of
Eric Halstrom burning at him above the heads of the crowd. For a single
instant he seemed trying to pull himself together, and then he went on
with his pleasant drawl:
“As representing the largest taxpayers in Middlebrook,” he said, “I am
deeply interested in its welfare. We pay our taxes gladly, knowing that
they have been honestly levied and that they will be honestly collected—”
At this Eric Halstrom came shouldering nearer, with the shoemaker close
behind him.
“It’s not so!” Eric gasped, excitedly. “I tell you it’s not so. He’s the
man who’s caused all the trouble.”
“I was not aware,” put in Billy Ketchum, in his smoothest voice, “that
you allowed your meetings to be broken up by a brawling—”
His last words were drowned in shouts, and it was some moments before Mr.
Caxton, pounding on the table, could restore peace.
Calvin Donohue whispered in the chairman’s ear, and Mr. Caxton said aloud
to Eric, “We’ll hear what you have to say right away.”
The shoemaker pushed Eric forward eagerly. The boy stood up before the
crowd, blushing and stammering. His big hands fumbled in his pockets and
his tongue refused to stir. He had not been particularly afraid to face
the assembled forces of New Antrim in the road, but he was afraid to make
a speech.
“I—I wanted to—explain about the taxes,” he stammered.
“So I suppose,” was Mr. Caxton’s cool reply.
Eric pulled a piece of chalk out of his pocket and looked round.
“I—I’ve got to have something to write on,” he said, at which the New
Antrimites shouted with laughter.
If it had not been for the wise old shoemaker at that moment, Eric would
have been lost, laughed to defeat. Nothing will floor a speaker more
quickly than the wit of an Irish audience. But the shoemaker spoke in
Norwegian. Eric turned quickly; he was only a step from the door. There,
outside in the sand, stood the old iron kettle. He stooped, picked it up,
and set it on a bench, which the shoemaker had swung into place. It was
all done so swiftly that New Antrim forgot its fun in its astonishment.
And when Eric drew a big white square on the kettle with his chalk, a
voice rose hoarsely from the back of the room:
“Well, I’ll be jiggered!”
At that all the Irishmen laughed, and then sat still again, out of
respect, being “jiggered.”
Eric divided the white square into many smaller squares. In one corner he
drew a number of crosses; in the opposite corner he did the same. One of
these groups of crosses he labeled T.
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