"That's what fetches me here, boss!" Joe replied, sinking his voice to a
whisper. "I got a damn good notion who killed old McBride; I could go
out on the street and put my hand on the man who done it!"
"You mustn't come here with these pipe dreams of yours, Joe; you have
been drunk and all this talk about the McBride murder's gone to your
head!" retorted Gilmore contemptuously.
"I hope I may die if I ain't as sober as you this minute, boss!"
returned the handy-man impressively.
"Well, what do you know--or think you know?" asked Gilmore with affected
indifference.
"Boss, did I ever lie to you?" demanded Montgomery.
"If you did I never found you out."
"And why? You never had no chance to find me out; for the reason that I
always tell you the almighty everlastin' truth!"
"Well?" prompted Mr. Gilmore.
"Boss," and again Montgomery dropped his voice to a confidential
whisper, "boss, I seen a man climb over old man McBride's shed yesterday
just before six. I seen him come up on top of the shed from the inside,
look all around, slide down to the eaves and drop into the alley, and
then streak off as if all hell was after him!"
Gilmore's features were under such admirable control that they betrayed
nothing of what was passing in his mind.
"Stuff!" he ejaculated at last, disdainfully.
"You think I lie, boss?" cried Montgomery, in an intense whisper.
"You know best about that," said Gilmore quietly.
"He come so close to me I could feel his breath in my face! Boss, he was
puffin' and pantin' and his breath burnt,--yes, sir, it burnt; and I
heard him say, 'Oh, my God!' like that, 'Oh, my God!'"
"And where were you when this happened?" demanded Gilmore with sudden
sternness.
Montgomery hesitated.
"What's that got to do with it, boss?"
"A whole lot; come, out with it. Where were you to see and hear all
this?"
"I was in White's woodshed," said Montgomery rather sullenly.
"Oh, ho, you were up to your old tricks!"
"He'll never miss it; I couldn't freeze to death; there's a livin'
comin' to me," said the handy-man doggedly.
"You'll probably have a try for it back of iron bars!" said Gilmore.
But it was plain that Montgomery did not enjoy Mr. Gilmore's humor.
"White's coal house is right acrost the alley from old McBride's shed.
You can go look, boss, if you don't believe me, and there's a small door
opening out on to the alley, where the coal is put in."
"All the same you should keep out of people's coal houses, or one of
these days you'll bring off more than you bargained for; say a load of
shot."
"Maybe you'd like to know who I seen come over that roof?" said the
handy-man impatiently.
"How many people have you told this yarn to already?" asked Gilmore, who
seemed more anxious to discredit the handy-man in his own eyes than
anything else.
"Not a living soul, boss; I guess I know enough to hang a man--"
"Pooh!" said Gilmore.
"You don't believe me?"
"Yes, I'll believe that you were stealing White's coal."
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