American fiction; California -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
But presently he came to a full and startled halt. He was beside the
trellis up which climbed his treasured fuchsia. The cross-like perch
of the parrot was beyond the bordering cacti, and unoccupied. Near by,
upon its nail, hung the canary cage, with Tony going upstairs and down
untiringly, eyeing his visitor with no uneasiness, greeting him, on the
contrary, with saucy chirps. While underneath, spotting the ground in
some profusion, and cast as it were at the feet of the garden’s singer,
were scores of scarlet blossoms!
The padre’s look travelled from the scattered flowers to the vacant
perch, from the perch to the naked branches swaying against the
trellis, from the branches to the wide, warm top of the ’dobe wall. And
there was Loretta, patrolling in unconcealed apprehension.
The instant he caught sight of her he knew her guilt. He pursed his
thin lips. Then, letting fall trowel and knife, he straddled the hedge.
“I’ll wring thy neck for thee!” he vowed.
A sandal in the trellis, a light spring, and his head came even with
her. She backed away, raising her wings a little, and _gawking_ in
protest. He took a fresh grip on the wall, reached out and caught her
like a chicken--by both legs.
Wild screeches rang through the garden, screeches that put the sparrows
to flight and set the canary cheeping in fear. These were punctuated
next by raucous appeals for “_Tony_” or gurgley parrot language.
The padre was down now, and standing on the path again. But he was not
fulfilling his threat. Instead, he was viewing his captive angrily, yet
in considerable indecision.
Loretta, on the other hand, was at no loss for a course of action.
Between cries for the canary, demands for a handshake, and reiterated
“_Good-days_,” she was vigorously trying her beak upon the padre’s fist.
But now a new factor upon the scene. Round the mission wall, waddling
fast and propelling himself by his swinging arms, appeared Padre
Alonzo. “Is’t the cats?” he asked as he came on; “oh, la! la! is’t the
cats?”
Padre Anzar half-turned, scowling. For answer, he only pointed to the
severed fuchsias.
The other looked, covering any regret with simulated astonishment.
“These were dropping of themselves yesterday,” he began between
breaths. “They--they fell fast in the night--er?” He came beside the
other now, partly to support the suspended Loretta in his hands. “I saw
them--truly.”
“Bah!” And Padre Anzar gave Loretta such a shake that she tumbled,
squawking and sputtering, from the other’s hands and again hung, heels
above head, like a chicken caught for the block.
“She did but what the wind hadst done,” faltered Padre Alonzo. “Sst!
sst!” (This to the parrot.) “Such language from a lady!”
“Ah-_ha!_” grunted Padre Anzar. “I _told_ thee not to buy a bird that
was raised in a garrison town.”
“_To-o-ny! To-o-ny!_” pleaded the parrot. “_A-aw, To-ony!_”
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