The Kentish CoastHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Kentish Coast
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
Kent (England) -- Description and travel
“Going it!” is said to be the note of Margate. No one who has been
there in August will dispute that. Those who do not wish to “go it,”
and would rather enjoy a quiet, contemplative holiday, had better
go elsewhere. Margate makes merry (this alliteration is positively
infectious) from early morn till dewy eve. You awake to a concert of
sounds, in which the bugling and clarionetting of early brake-parties
is brassily prominent, and at night are sent to sleep by the slowly
expiring minstrelsy of varied bands. Let it be added that the air of
Margate is so forceful that even those constitutionally and mentally
averse from all that “going it!” may be taken to mean let themselves go
here. There was once a highly respectable curate who “went it!” to such
an extent--but that is not our business.
Both Ramsgate and Margate claim the story of the typically pursy,
Perkyn Middlewick type of city man who, stepping on to the railway
platform on the arrival of the train and feeling already the enliving
effect of the atmosphere, exclaimed, “Isn’t this invigorating?”
“No, sir,” returned a porter, “it’s Margate” (or Ramsgate, as the case
may be).
Some few have not the capacity for enjoyment. Sometimes you see, along
these crowded sands, tearful small boys who have somehow missed the
note of the place. “I have brought you out to enjoy yourself, sir,”
said a robustious father to such an one; “and if you don’t begin to do
it pretty quick, you’d better go home!”
Margate has a wonderful reputation for its rough, vigorous, revivifying
air; it is also known at one season of the year--may it be hinted
without offence?--for its very rough, vigorous coast population. A
once well-known actor who long since joined the great majority and
exchanged his fame for oblivion used to illustrate this in one of
his breezy anecdotes. He and a friend, in a sailing-vessel, found
themselves in difficulties in a fog. Suddenly conscious, by sounds and
dim lights, that they were off a coast town, they hailed the shore:
“Ahoy! ahoy! Where are we?” A thunderous voice responded through the
fog, “Go to ----,” whereupon Ryder, the actor in question, turning to
his friend, exclaimed: “All right, my boy--Margate!”
Somewhat similar testimony--although not specifically limited to
Margate--may be found in the pages of a familiar novelist; Mr. Thomas
Hardy remarking, in that beautiful story “A Pair of Blue Eyes,” that
“it has been calculated by philosophers that more ‘damns’ go up to
heaven from the Channel, in the course of a year, than from all the
five oceans put together.”
It is a profane way of stating a fact of which no one will be concerned
to deny the truth.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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