The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)Caruthers, William Alexander
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The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)
Caruthers, William Alexander
Adventure stories; City and town life -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
"O! as to _jine_en the army to the north," said Damon, "I was afraid the
blasted tories would sell me to the British, me and my messmates, like
old Hull, the infernal old traitor, sold his men for so much a head,
_jist_ as I sell my hogs. As to t'other business, down yonder, under Old
Hickory, I reckon I _did_ take a hand or so aginst the bloody Injins."
"You prefer a fight with Indians, then, to one with white men."
"To be sure I do; I think no more of taking my jack-knife, and
unbuttonin the collar of a Creek Injin, than I would of takin the jacket
off a good fat bell-wether, or mout-be a yerlin calf. Old Hickory's the
boy to _sculp_ the bloody creters; he's the boy to walk into their
bread-baskets; and Dick Johnston ain't far behind him, I can tell you,
stranger; he's the chap what plumped a bullet right into old Tecumseh's
bagpipes. Let him alone for stoppin their war-whoops."
"You were a rifleman, I suppose," said Lamar.
"Right agin, stranger. Give me a rifle for ever; they never spiles meat,
though, as one may say, Injin's meat ain't as good as blue-lick buck's;
but for all that, it's a pity to make bunglin work of a neat job;
besides, your smooth bores waste a deal of powder and lead upon the
outlandish creters."
"Were you ever wounded?" asked Lamar.
"Yes! don't you see this here hare-lip to my right eye? Well! that was
jist the corner of an Injin's hatchet. Bob Wiley jist knocked up his arm
in time to save me for another whet at the varmints; if so mout be that
we ever has another brush with 'em, and Bob goes out agin, maybe I may
do him a good turn yet; he's what I call a tear down sneezer (crack went
the whip). He's got no more fear among the Injins than a wild cat in a
weasel's nest; O! it would have done your heart good to see him jist lie
down behind an old log, and watch for one of the varmint's heads bobbin
up and down like a muskovy drake in a barn yard, and as sure as you saw
the fire at the muzzle of his gun, so sure he knocked the creter's hind
sights out. You see he always took 'em on the bob, jist as you would
shoot a divin bird, and that's what I always called taking the bread out
of the creter's mouth, for he was watchin for the same chance."
"Did you scalp the slain?" said Lamar.
"No!" replied Damon, "we had plenty of friendly Injins to do that, and
it used to make me laugh to see the yallow raskals sculpin their kin;
that's what I call dog eat dog."
"Do you think an Indian has a soul?" said Lamar.
"Ha! ha! ha!" roared the Kentuckian, giving a crack of unusual emphasis,
"that's what I call a stumper; but as you're no missionary, I 'spose
I'll tell you. I knows some dumb brutes--here's this Pete Ironsides that
I'm ridin on, has more of a Christian soul in him than any leather-skin
between Missouri and Red River. Why! stranger! what's an Injin good for,
more nor a wild cat? You can't tame ne'er a one of 'em."
"But those missionaries you spoke of, don't you think they will
civilize, if not Christianize them?"
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