The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)Caruthers, William Alexander
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The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)
Caruthers, William Alexander
Adventure stories; City and town life -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
"He set the room in a perfect roar of laughter, and then a
delightful confusion prevailed. Lamar did not repeat exactly the
same things which he had treated us with at the dinner-table, but
he preserved the stages, dwelling a much shorter time on the
heroic, and much longer on the two latter.
"He introduced a heroine into his shades and bowers, and painted
Isabel as he saw her at the Springs; so, at least, I suspect from
a certain mantling of the colour into her cheeks.
"'Then,' said he, speaking of the third stage, 'his hands fall by
his side, his eyes are closed, he sighs profoundly, but
comfortably and _somnolently_; perhaps he is married; his wife
steals gently up and kisses him. 'My dear, the milliner's bill has
come.'--'O _dam_ the miller!' In a short time she returns--'My
dear, my pin money is out: come now, you are not asleep, I know:
and that is not all--the carriage wants painting; the house wants
repairs; the children want toys; servants want wages.' He rolls
his head over on one shoulder, opens his eyes, and fixes them in a
deliberate stare, as I do now, upon Miss Isabel.' This last idea
became either too sentimental or too ludicrous for Lamar; and he
jumped up in an unsuppressed fit of laughter. You know Lamar,
therefore I need not tell you that this is a very imperfect sketch
of the manner in which he acted the ludicrous and careless, but
_hen-pecked_, husband. I do not wonder that he laughed, when he
looked at Isabel, for her face was indescribably arch and
sanctimonious.
"Hilarity and glee seemed now to be the order of the evening with
all except poor Arthur. I thought that Lamar would actually sow
the seeds of a future quarrel, while discussing something
relating to the West. How introduced I do not know, unless Lamar
was talking of Damon. However, Arthur stated one fact which
surprised us all, and of which we had been all equally ignorant.
He stated that Kentucky had one more college than any other State
in the Union; half as many as all New-England; and more than North
Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, and Alabama, united.
"While these things were going on, I heard a gentle and scarcely
perceptible step behind me, on the carpet; and seeing the other
gentlemen rise, I mechanically rose also--to be electrified by the
vision of Miss St. Clair. She was pale and trembling, but far more
beautiful than I had ever seen her. It was not the beauty of the
waxen figure, or the picture; it was the beauty of feeling,
sensibility, and tenderness. You have seen that little plant which
shrinks at the rude touch of man, Randolph; that should be her
emblem.
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