The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2) — John Shaqi
The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)Caruthers, William Alexander
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The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)
Caruthers, William Alexander
Adventure stories; City and town life -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
Lamar seated himself near the files of morning papers which lay strewed
along a reading-desk, and awaited the arrival of his singular new
acquaintance. In a few minutes Damon stalked in. A new black hat and
blue frock-coat had so much altered his appearance, that Lamar did not
recognise him until he took off his hat, wiped his dripping brows with
the handkerchief which he still carried in it, and then, seeing Lamar
for the first time, waved it over his head.
"Hurrah! for old Kentuck!" was his characteristic exclamation.
"Why, Damon, you have been under the tailor's hands," said Lamar.
"I believe I was in Old Sam's hands last night; but come up-stairs, and
I will tell you all about it."
They proceeded to the third story into a small apartment, dimly lighted
through a single window. Damon, after seating Lamar, threw aside his
coat, and drawing from under the head of his bed the one in which Lamar
had first seen him, he quickly inserted his arms through what remained
of the garment,--the lappels were torn off on each side down to the
waist, so that all the front of the coat was gone, leaving nothing but
the long straight back, collar, and sleeves. What remained was smeared
with mud, and torn in many places. He next proceeded to pull out of his
pocket a collar, and parts of two sleeves of a shirt, spreading them on
the bed, as a milliner would do her finery; and holding out both his
hands with the palms upward in the manner of an orator,----
"There!" said he, "that's what I call a pretty tolerable neat job, to
shirt a stranger the first night he comes to town."
Lamar, who by this time began to see a little into the affair, asked,
"But, Damon, how did all this happen? you seem to have been
discomfited."
"Now I'll be smashed if you ain't off the trail, stranger, for you see
I've only showed you half yet."
Upon which he drew from his other pocket a pair of spectacles, bent,
bloody, and broken,--then a wig,--and, lastly, the remains of a little
black rattan with a gold head and chain broken into inches. He displayed
these on the bed as he had done the others; only drawing his
handkerchief as a line between them. Upon this he fell, rather than sat,
back into a chair just behind him, and burst out into a loud, long, and
hearty laugh, seemingly excited afresh at the sight of his spoils.
"Well, now," said he, "I wish I may be horn swoggled, if ever I thought
to live to see the day when I should '_sculp_' a Christian man; but
there it is, you see; I left his head as clean as a peeled onion."
"But how? and when? and who was your antagonist in this frolic?"
"Frolic!" exclaimed Damon; "well, now, it's what I would call a regular
row; I never saw a prettier knock down and drag out in all the days of
my life, even in old Kentuck."
"But do tell me," said Lamar, "was anybody seriously hurt?"
"There was several chaps in the circus last night with their heels
uppermost, besides them suple chaps on the horses; I can tell you that."
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