The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2) — John Shaqi
The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)Caruthers, William Alexander
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The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)
Caruthers, William Alexander
Adventure stories; City and town life -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
"You ask me concerning my cousin, Virginia Bell; her with whose
miniature, infantile as it was, you fell so desperately in love,
and whom, yet unseen, I promised to yourself. She flourishes,
Randolph, and is as beautiful as you could desire; she is yet
unengaged in heart or hand, so far as I know; but _you_ know,
that the little sly, dear, delightful creatures will complete a
whole life-time of love affairs, while fathers, and brothers, and
guardians, and affianced lords _unloved_, may be looking on none
the wiser. And they will look as innocent, and as demure, and as
child-like, as my dear beautiful little enigma of the Black
Mantle.
"You say you 'hate Yankees;'--my dear fellow, you forget that you
and I would be considered Yankees in London or Paris. The
national denomination we have abroad, is 'the nation of Yankees,'
or the 'universal Yankee nation.' 'Tis galling to our southern
pride, I grant you, that we should be a mere appendage, in the
eyes of a foreigner, to a people who are totally dissimilar to
us. We must brook it until we can outdo them, in literature at
least. They are (say many) retailers of wooden nutmegs--unfair
dealers, and a canting, snivelling, hypocritical set; tell me
where the country is, where the population is growing
dense--where means of living are scarce--land high--trades
overstocked--professions run down--and manufactures injured by
foreign competition, in which the little arts of trade, and
'tricks upon travellers' do not also flourish. Let the population
of your 'old dominion' be once multiplied by wholesome
legislation, or rather let the yearly emigrants be induced to
stay in the land of their sires, and the same cunning usages will
prevail. As to the 'canting and snivelling,' you must allow
something for the descendants of the Pilgrims. Besides, tell me,
liberal sir, if you have not, in the very bosom of your great
valley, as genuine Presbyterians and Roundheads as ever graced
the Rump Parliament, or sung a psalm on horseback. And to give
the devil his due, these same Presbyterians are no bad citizens
of a popular government. But there is the lady of the Black
Mantle. Observe that she was born north of the Potomac, yet I
would wager any thing that you could not look steadily upon her
face for one minute, and curse the Yankees as I have heard you
do. I know you will say, therein lies the cause of my sudden
conversion to Yankeeism. By no means! I had begun to find out
that the Yankees had souls like other people, before I had ever
seen her.
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