The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)Caruthers, William Alexander
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The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)
Caruthers, William Alexander
Adventure stories; City and town life -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
"There are no slaves in this little nation, and labour is no
disgrace. In the extensive grounds, belonging to the female
seminary, I saw many pretty little arms bared to work; not
Moravian young ladies only, but elegant and aristocratic young
ladies from all parts of the southern states, without distinction,
and of every sect and denomination; and I never saw more beautiful
complexions. The little gipsies would come in from their work in
the morning, blooming as roses. Here is a complete refutation of
the assertion, that the whites cannot work in a southern climate;
here are as fine lands, and as fine husbandry and horticulture, as
can be found in any country; here are the first paved streets
south of Petersburg; here the first town, in which water is
conveyed by pipes, as in Philadelphia; here the first stone-fences
and grass-plots.
"Your mother and little Bell are cheerful and happy. Indeed, the
latter looks as if she had never suffered for a moment. How happy
a life is that of a girl at a boarding-school, exempt from all the
pains and penalties of collegians--the 'hair-breadth 'scapes'--the
formal trials for riding other people's horses,--ringing church
bells,--building fences across the road,--hanging cake and beer
signs at magistrates' and elders' doors,--burnings in effigy,
fights at country weddings and dances,--exploring expeditions in
the mountains and caverns, professedly for geological, but really
for depredating purposes,--shooting house-dogs,--expeditions upon
the water, and skating upon the ice,--swimming, duelling,
fighting, biting, scratching,--firing crackers and cannons in
college entries,--heavy meat suppers, with oceans of strong
waters,--and then headache, thirst, soda and congress-water in the
morning, and perhaps a visit from the doctor or the
president,--presentments by the grand jury for playing at cards
and overturning apple-carts,--personating ghosts with
winding-sheets, and getting knocked on the head for their
pains,--serenading sweethearts, and taking linchpins out of
wagons,--making sober people drunk and drunken people
sober,--battling with watchmen, constables, and sheriffs,--running
away from the tailors and tavern-keepers,--kissing country girls,
and battling with their beaux,--tricks upon the tutors, and
shaving the tails of the president's horses,--stealing away the
lion or the elephant at an animal show, and pelting strolling
players,--putting hencoops upon churches, painting out signs, and
carrying off platforms,--throwing hot rolls under the table, and
biscuit at the steward's head,--playing musical seals at prayers,
and saying prayers at rows,--gambling in study hours, and filching
at recitation,--having one face for the president and another for
the fellows,--and, finally, being sent home with a letter to your
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