The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)Caruthers, William Alexander
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The Kentuckian in New-York; or, The Adventures of Three Southerns. Volume 1 (of 2)
Caruthers, William Alexander
Adventure stories; City and town life -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction
But, behold, when our travellers drew up, they found that all this stir
among the servants of the inn was called into being by the real or
affected wants of a number of very young gentlemen. We say affected,
because we are sorry to acknowledge that it is not uncommon to see very
young and inexperienced gentlemen, on such occasions, assume airs and
graces which are merely put on as a travelling dress, and which would be
thrown aside at the first appearance of an old acquaintance. At such
times it is by no means rare to see all the servants of the inn,
together with the host and hostess, entirely engrossed by one of these
overgrown boys or ill-bred men, while their elders and superiors are
compelled either to want or wait upon themselves. At the time we notice,
some young bloods of the cities were exercising themselves in their new
suit of stage-coach manners.
"Here waiter! waiter!" with an affectedly delicate and foreign voice,
cried one of these youths, enveloped in a brown "Petersham box" coat,
and with his hands stuck into his pockets over his hips. Under the arm
of this person was a black riding-switch, with a golden head, and a
small chain of the same precious metal, fastened about six inches
therefrom, after the fashion of some old rapier guards. He wore a
rakish-looking fur cap, round and tight on the top of his head as a
bladder of snuff; this was cocked on one side after a most piratical
fashion, so as to show off, in the best possible manner, a great
profusion of coarse, shining black hair, which was evidently indebted to
art rather than nature for the curls that frizzled out over his ears,
while the back part of his head was left as bare and defenceless as if
he had already been under the hands of a deputy turnkey. He practised
what may be called American puppyism, as technically distinguished from
the London species of the same genus. "Here waiter! waiter!" said he,
"bring me a gin sling,--and half-a-dozen Bagdad segars,--and a lighted
taper,--and a fresh egg,--and a bowl of water, and a clean towel,--and
polish my boots,--and dust my coat,--and then send me the barber, do you
hear?"
"O, sir! we has no barber, nor Bagdab segars neither; but we has plenty
of the real Baltimores,--real good ones, too,--as I knows very well, for
I smokes the old sodgers what the gentlemen throws on the bar-room
floor."
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