Webster ate in silence for a few moments and then remarked, as though
it were a matter of vital importance:
"His notes are:
"'_Tweedle tweedle tweedle, Tweedle tweedle tweedle_,' Wilson described
them that way a hundred and six years ago."
"I don't doubt it, my son. I am not questioning your word--nor Mr.
Wilson's. But I don't see anything very remarkable in that: if you come
to the bank any day, you can hear men say the same thing. They come in
and say, 'Tweedle.' And they go out."
Webster continued:
"Audubon described the notes as '_Turdle turdle turdle_.'"
Deeper silence at the table. Webster continued in the face of the
silence;
"A living naturalist says the notes may be:
"'_Toodle toodle toodle._'"
Silence at the table still more deep. Webster broke it:
"Another naturalist describes the bird as saying:
"'_Ter-wheeter wheeter wheeter wheeter wheeter._'"
The silence! Webster continued:
"Another naturalist thinks the song is:
"'_Che che che peery peery peery._'"
Webster's father raised his eyebrows--he had no hair to raise--at
Webster's mother: a sign that their graduate was beginning to celebrate
his vacation.
"My son," he said, "when I was a little fellow in school, one of the
reading lessons was a poem called 'Try, Try Again.' Perhaps the bird
is working along that line."
"Thomas Jefferson followed a bird for hours in the woods," said
Webster, with dignity: he somehow felt rebuked. "And for twenty years
he tried to catch sight of another."
"Don't let me come between you and Thomas Jefferson," said Webster's
father, waving his hand toward his son in protest. "God forbid that I
should come between any two such persons as Daniel Webster and Thomas
Jefferson!"
"The government at Washington," observed Webster stoutly, "is behind
the Kentucky warbler."
"Then, my son, I advise you to get behind the Government."
The rusty bell at the little front door went off with a sound like
the whirr of a frightened prairie chicken. The breakfast maid, also
the cook, also the maid of all work, also a unit of the standardised
population of disservice and discontent, entered and pushed a bill at
Webster's father.
"The butcher," she announced with sullen gratification, "He's waiting."
As Webster's father left the table, he tapped his son affectionately
on the head with his paper: "You follow the bird, my boy; and follow
Thomas Jefferson, if you can. The butcher follows me."
Webster's mother sat watching him. He had begun to get his lunch ready.
He held the bottom-half of a long, slender roll, which might have
served as a miniature model for an old-time Kentucky river-ark; and
with his knife, grasped like an oar, he was lining the inside with some
highly specialised yellow substance. She deplored his awkwardness and
fought his independence.
"Let me put up your lunch for you, my son!"
"I'll put it up."
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