The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
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The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
"You've hit it--now that I hear about this peerage business--why
didn't you tell me before? I'm out of all the gossip of court circles,
and it wasn't in the _Era_. No, I might have redeemed my promise to a
commoner, but a lord, ugh! I never had your sense of duty, Frank, and
must really cry 'quits.' Now you see the value of secret
engagements--ours is off, and nobody will be the wiser--or the worse.
Now get thee to his lordship--concealment, like a worm i' the bud, no
longer preying upon thy damask cheek. I was alway sorry you had to
keep it from the old buffer. But it was for the best, wasn't it?--ha!
ha!--it was for the best! Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!"
Frank fled down the staircase followed by long peals of musical
laughter. They followed him into the bleak night, which had no frost
for him; but they became less musical as they rang on, and as the
terrified maid and the landlady strove in vain to allay the hysterical
tempest.
IV.
The Oriental, on Boxing Night, was like a baker's oven for
temperature, and an unopened sardine-barrel for populousness. The
East-end had poured its rollicking multitudes into the vast theatre,
which seethed over with noisy vitality. There was much traffic in
ginger beer, oranges, Banbury cakes, and "bitter." The great audience
roared itself hoarse over old choruses with new words. Lucy Gray, as
Prince Prettypet, made an instant success. The mashers of the Oriental
ogled her in silent flattery. Her clear elocution, her charming
singing voice, her sprightly dancing, her _chic_, her frank vulgarity,
when she "let herself go," took every heart captive. Every heart, that
is, save one, which was filled with sickness and anguish, and covered
with a veil of fine linen. The heir of the house of Redhill cowered at
the back of the O.P. stage-box--the only place in the house disengaged
when he drove up in a mistaken dress-suit. It was the first time he
had seen Prince Prettypet since the merry tea-party, and he did not
know why he was seeing her now. He hoped she did not see him. She
pirouetted up to the front of his box pretty often during the evening,
and several times hurled ancient wheezes at the riotous funnymen from
that coign of vantage. Spoken so near his ear, the vulgar jokes
tingled through him like lashes from a whip. Once she sang a chorus,
winking in his direction. But that was the business of the song, and
impersonal. He saw no sure signs of recognition, and was glad.
[Illustration: THE ORIENTAL ON BOXING NIGHT.]
When, during the gradual but gorgeous evolution of the Transformation
Scene, he received a note from her, he remained glad. It ran, "The
bearer will take you behind. I have no one to see me home. Always your
friend--Lucy." He went "behind," following his guide through a
confusion of coatless carpenters waving torches of blue and green fire
from the wings, and gauzy, highly coloured Whitechapel girls
ensconcing themselves in uncomfortable attitudes on wooden pedestals,
which were mounting and descending.
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