The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
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The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Georgie Spanner was bustling about, half crazed, amid a hubbub
perfectly inaudible from the front; but he found time to scowl at
Frank, as that gentleman stumbled over the pantaloon and fell against
a little iron lever, whose turning might have plunged the stage in
darkness. Frank found Lucy in a tiny cellar with whitewashed walls and
a rough counter, on which stood a tin basin and a litter of "make up"
materials. She had "changed" before he came. It was the first time for
years he had seen her in her true womanly envelope. Assuredly she had
grown far lovelier, and her face was flushed with triumph; otherwise
it was the old Lucy. The Prince was washed off with the paint.
Frank's eyes filled with tears. How hard he had been on her! Nay, had
he not misjudged her? She looked so frail, so little, so childish,
what guile could she know? It was all mere surface-froth on her lips!
How narrow to set up his life, his ideals, as models, patterns! The
poor little thing had her own tastes, her own individuality! How hard
she worked to earn her own living! He bent down and kissed her
forehead, remorsefully, as one might kiss an overscolded child. She
drew his head down lower and kissed him--passionately--on the lips.
"Let us wait a little," she said, as he spoke of sending for a hansom.
"Sloman, the lessee, gives a little supper on the stage after the
show--he'll be annoyed if I don't stay. He'll be delighted to have
you."
The pantomime had gone better than anyone had expected. It had been
insufficiently rehearsed, and though everybody had said "it'll be all
right at night"--in the immemorial phrase of the profession--they had
said it more automatically than confidently. Consequently everyone was
in high feather, and agreeably surprised at the accuracy of the
prophesying. Even Georgie Spanner ceased to scowl under the genial
influences of success and Sloman's very decent champagne. The air was
full of laughter and gaiety, and everybody (except the clown) cracked
jokes. The leading ladies made themselves pleasant, and did not swear.
Everybody seemed to have acquired a new respect for Lucy, seeing her
with such a real Belgravian swell. Probably she would soon have a
theatre of her own.
It was the Prig's first excursion into Bohemia, and he thought the
natives very civil-spoken, naïve, and cordial. Frank had no doubt now
that Lucy was right, that he was a Prig to want to redeem mankind. And
the conviction that he lacked worldly wisdom was sealed for aye.
V.
So he married her.
_An Odd Life._
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