The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
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The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
I saw in myself the seeds of a
great thinker: a felicitous congruity of opposite capacities that had
never before met in a single man--the sobriety of age tempered by the
audacity of youth, fire and water, judgment and inspiration. I was
revolutionist and reactionary in one. I read all the new books, and
agreed with all the old."
"All you tell me only makes the pathos of your premature death more
intolerable," I said in moved accents. "You are, like Keats and
Chatterton,--only an earlier edition,--an inheritor of unfulfilled
renown."
The little blue eyes smiled wistfully at me.
"Not at all," said the wee rose-lips, with a quiver. "Don't you see, I
have already dodged Death? Evidently, if I had taken my second year in
its natural order, I should have been cut short by croup at the
outset. Apparently I had enough vital energy in me to have lasted till
seventy-seven, if I could only get over the croup. I think one ought
to be satisfied with having survived himself by thirty odd years."
"Yes, if you put it like that, the pathos lightens," I admitted. "Of
course I saw from the first that you were considerably in advance of
your age. Did you assure your life?" I asked, with a sudden thought.
"I did; but by an oversight I let the policy be invalidated by my
imaginary expedition to the African deserts. Downton has, however,
taken out a fresh policy for my new life."
"What a baffling complex of probabilities would be added to Life
Assurances if your way of living were to become general!" I observed.
"Downton will probably more than recoup himself for his first loss.
Have you always been a bachelor, by the way?" I asked.
"Yes," said the baby, with a sigh. "I missed marriage; it probably
fell in an even year."
"Poor child!" I cried, my eyes growing humid again. To think, too, of
that beautiful young girl, that fond wife, waiting for him who would
never come; that innocent maiden cheated of love and happiness because
her appointed husband had not lived in the other alternate series of
years,--to think of this tangled tragedy moved me to fresh tears, not
a few of which were for the husband who never was.
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