The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
General
The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Several battered visages, evidently belonging to _habitués_ of the
place, were bent suspiciously in my direction; perhaps because my
rig-out, though rough, had no flavour of sea-salt or river-mud, for no
one took the least notice of Dorking, except the comely attendant. I
waited with some curiosity for my fare, which turned out to be nothing
more mysterious than a pint of coffee and one thick slice of bread and
butter. Not to appear ignorant of the prices ruling, I tendered Jenny
a sixpence, whereupon she returned me fourpence-halfpenny. This
appeared to me so ridiculously cheap that I had not the courage to
offer her the change as I had intended, nor did she seem to expect it.
The pint of coffee was served in one great hulking cup such as
Gargantua might have quaffed. I took a sip, and found it of the
flavour of chalybeate springs. But it was hot, and I made shift to
drink a little, casting furtive glances at Dorking, three boxes off
across the gangway.
My gentleman sailor seemed quite at home, swallowing stolidly as
though at his own breakfast-table. I grew impatient for him to have
done, and beguiled the time by studying a placard on the wall offering
a reward for information as to the whereabouts of a certain ship's
cook who was wanted for knifing human flesh. And presently, curiously
enough, in comes a police-sergeant on this very matter, and out goes
Dorking (rather hastily, I thought), with me at his heels.
No sooner had he got round a corner than he started running at a rate
that gave me a stitch in the side. He did not stop till he reached a
cab-rank. There was only one vehicle on it, and the coughing,
red-nosed driver, unpleasantly suggesting a mixture of grog and fog,
was climbing to his seat when I came cautiously and breathlessly up,
and Dorking was returning to his trousers' pocket a jingling mass of
gold and silver coins, which he had evidently been exhibiting to the
sceptical cabman. He seemed to walk these regions with the
fearlessness of Una in the enchanted forest. I had no resource but to
hang on to the rear, despite the alarums of "whip behind," raised by
envious and inconsiderate urchins.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account