The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
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The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
"The eldest is he that the Princess shall wed."
[Illustration: "'THE ELDEST IS HE THAT THE PRINCESS SHALL WED.'"]
The King said he knew that already, and was curtly told that if the
replies did not give satisfaction he could go elsewhere. So he went to
the wise men and the magicians, and held a levée of them, and they
gave him such goodly counsel that the Chief Magician was henceforth
honoured with the privilege of holding the Green, Black, and Blue
Tricolour over the King's head at mealtimes. Soon after, it being the
twelfth moon, the King set forward with a little retinue to meet the
Princess of Paphlagonia, whose coming had got abroad; but returned two
days later with the news that the Princess was confined to her room,
and would not arrive in the city till next year.
[Illustration: "THE CHIEF MAGICIAN."]
On the last day of the year the King summoned the three Princes to the
Presence Chamber. And they came, the Green Prince, and the Blue
Prince, and the Black Prince, and made obeisance to the Monarch, who
sat in moiré antique robes, on the old gold throne, with his courtiers
all around him.
"My sons," he said, "ye are aware that, according to the immemorial
laws of the realm, one of you is to be my heir, only I know not which
of you he is; the difficulty is complicated by the fact that I have
covenanted to espouse him to the Princess of Paphlagonia, of whose
imminent arrival ye have heard. In this dilemma there are those who
would set the sovereignty of the State upon the hazard of a die. But
not by such undignified methods do I deem it prudent to extort the
designs of the gods. There are ways alike more honourable to you and
to me of ascertaining the intentions of the fates. And first, the wise
men and the magicians recommend that ye be all three sent forth upon
an arduous emprise. As all men know, somewhere in the great seas that
engirdle our dominion, somewhere beyond the Ultimate Thule, there
rangeth a vast monster, intolerable, not to be borne. Every ninth moon
this creature approacheth our coasts, deluging the land with an inky
vomit. This plaguy Serpent cannot be slain, for the soothsayers aver
it beareth a charmed life, but it were a mighty achievement, if for
only one year, the realm could be relieved of its oppression. Are ye
willing to set forth separately upon this knightly quest?"
[Illustration: "'THERE RANGETH A VAST MONSTER.'"]
Then the three Princes made enthusiastic answer, entreating to be sped
on the journey forthwith, and a great gladness ran through the
Presence Chamber, for all had suffered much from the annual incursions
of the monster. And the King's heart was fain of the gallant spirit of
the Princes.
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