The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
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The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
"Thou forgettest thou art a fool still," said the Blue Prince in
astonished reproof. "Prithee, unbind me forthwith."
"Nay, I am a fool no longer, for it is I that shall wed the Princess
of Paphlagonia and scotch the Sea Serpent, it is I that have sent the
pigeon to and fro, and unless thou makest me thine oath to be silent
on the matter I will slay thee and cast thy body into the river."
"Thou forgettest our brother, the Green Prince," said the Blue Prince
in astonished reproof.
"Bah! he hath eyes for naught but the odd ortolans and oysters I
sacrificed that he might gorge himself withal, while I spied out thy
secret. He shall be told that I returned to exchange my car for thy
pigeon even as I exchanged my boat for his car. Come, thine oath or
thou diest." And a jewelled scimitar shimmered in the starlight.
[Illustration: "A JEWELLED SCIMITAR SHIMMERED IN THE STARLIGHT."]
The Blue Prince reflected that though life without love was hardly
worth living, death was quite useless. So he swore and went in to
supper. When he found that the Green Prince had not spared even a
baked chestnut before he fell asleep, he swore again. And on the
morrow when the Princes approached the Tower of Telifonia, with its
flashing "Johnny Noddy," they met a courier from the King, who, having
informed himself of the Black Prince's success, ran ahead with the
rumour thereof. And lo! when the Princes passed through the city gate
they found the whole population abroad clad in all their bravery, and
flags flying and bells ringing and roses showering from the balconies,
and merry music swelling in all the streets for joy of the prospect of
the Sea Serpent's absence. And when the new moon rose, the three
Princes, escorted by flute-players, hied them to the Presence Chamber,
and the King embraced his sons, and the Black Prince stood forward and
explained that if a Prince were married in the ninth moon it would
prevent the monster's annual visit. Then the King fell upon the Black
Prince's neck and wept and said, "My son! my son! my pet! my baby! my
tootsicums! my popsy-wopsy!"
And then, recovering himself, and addressing the courtiers, he said:
"The gods have enabled me to discover my youngest son. If they will
only now continue as propitious, so that I may discover the elder of
the other two, I shall die not all unhappy."
[Illustration: "'THE GODS HAVE ENABLED ME TO DISCOVER MY YOUNGEST
SON.'"]
But the Black Prince could repress his astonishment no longer. "Am I
dreaming, sire?" he cried. "Surely I have proved myself the eldest,
not the youngest!"
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