The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
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The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
He was startled; protested, pointed out the impossibility. But she had
answers for all his objections. They could give up their own bedroom
for a fortnight--it would only be a fortnight or three weeks at
most--turn their sitting-room into a bedroom for themselves. What if
infinite care would be necessary in regulating the "dark room," surely
they could be as careful as the indifferent hospital nurses if they
were only told what to do, and as for the trouble, that wasn't worth
considering.
"But you forget, my foolish little girl," he said at last, "if he
comes here we shall have to pay the expenses of the operation
ourselves."
"Well, would that be much?" she asked innocently.
"Only fifty guineas or so, I should think," he replied crushingly.
"What with the operating fee, and the nurse, and the subsequent
medical attendance."
But Mary was not altogether crushed. "It wouldn't be all our savings,"
she murmured.
"Are you forgetting what we shall be needing our savings for?" he said
with gentle reproach, as he stroked her soft hair.
She blushed angelically. "No, but surely there will be enough left
and--and I shall be making all his things myself--and by that time we
shall have put by a little more."
In the end she conquered. The old man, to whom no faintest glimmer now
penetrated, was installed in the best bedroom, which was darkened by
double blinds and strips of cloth over every chink and a screen before
the door; and a nurse sat on guard lest any ray or twinkle should find
its way into the pitchy gloom. The great specialist came with two
assistants, and departed in an odour of chloroform, conscious of
another dexterous deed, to return only when the critical moment of
raising the bandage should have arrived. During the fortnight of
suspense an assistant replaced him, and the old man lay quiet and
hopeful, rousing himself to talk dogmatically to his visitors. Mary
gave him such time as she could spare from household duties, and he
always kissed her on the forehead (so that his bandage just grazed her
hair), remarking he was very glad to see her. It was a strange
experience, these conversations carried on in absolute darkness, and
they gave her a feeling of kinship with the blind. She discovered that
smiles were futile, and that laughter alone availed in this uncanny
intercourse. For compensation, her face could wear an anxious
expression without alarming the patient. But it rarely did, for her
spirits mounted with his. Before the operation she had been terribly
anxious, wondering at the last moment if it would not have been
performed more safely at the hospital, and ready to take upon her
shoulders the responsibility for a failure. But as day after day went
by, and all seemed going well, her thoughts veered round. She felt
sure they would not have been so careful at the hospital. It was owing
to this new confidence that one fatal night, carrying her candle, she
walked mechanically into her bedroom, forgetting it was not hers. The
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