The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
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The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
nurse sprang up instantly, rushed forward, and blew out the light.
Mary screamed, the screen fell with a clatter, the blind old man awoke
and shrieked nervously--it was a terrible moment.
After that Mary went through agonies of apprehension and remorse.
Fortunately the end of the operation was very near now. In a day or
two the great specialist came to remove the bandage, while the nurse
carefully admitted a feeble illumination. If the patient could see
now, the rest was a mere matter of time, of cautious gradation of
light in the sick chamber, so that there might be no relapse. Mary
dared not remain in the room at the instant of supreme crisis; she
lingered outside, overwrought. Slowly, with infinite solicitude, the
bandage was raised.
"Can you see anything?" burst from Robert's lips.
"Yes, but what makes the window look red?" grumbled the old man.
"I congratulate you," said the great specialist in loud, hearty
accents.
"Thank God!" sobbed Mary's voice outside.
When her child was born it was blind.
_Flutter-Duck._
_A GHETTO GROTESQUE._
CHAPTER I.
FLUTTER-DUCK IN FEATHER.
"So sitting, served by man and maid,
She felt her heart grow prouder."
--TENNYSON: _The Goose_.
Although everybody calls her "Flutter-Duck" now, there was a time when
the inventor had exclusive rights in the nickname, and used it only in
the privacy of his own apartment. That time did not last long, for the
inventor was Flutter-Duck's husband, and his apartment was a
public work-room among other things. He gave her the name in
Yiddish--_Flatterkatchki_--a descriptive music in syllables, full of
the flutter and quack of the farm-yard. It expressed his
dissatisfaction with her airy, flighty propensities, her love of
gaiety and gadding. She was a butterfly, irresponsible, off to balls
and parties almost once a month, and he, a self-conscious ant,
resented her. From the point of view of piety she was also sadly to
seek, rejecting wigs in favour of the fringe. In the weak moments of
early love her husband had acquiesced in the profanity, but later all
the gain to her soft prettiness did not compensate for the twinges of
his conscience.
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