The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies — John Shaqi
The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
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The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
As Manasseh the Great, first beggar in Europe, sauntered across
Goodman's Fields, attended by his Polish parasite, both serenely
digesting the supper provided by the Treasurer of the Great Synagogue,
Joseph Grobstock, a martial music clove suddenly the quiet evening
air, and set the _Schnorrers'_ pulses bounding. From the Tenterground
emerged a squad of recruits, picturesque in white fatigue dress,
against which the mounted officers showed gallant in blue surtouts and
scarlet-striped trousers.
"Ah!" said da Costa, with swelling breast. "There go my soldiers!"
[Illustration: "'THERE GO MY SOLDIERS.'"]
"Your soldiers!" ejaculated Yankelé in astonishment.
"Yes--do you not see they are returning to the India House in
Leadenhall Street?"
"And vat of dat?" said Yankelé, shrugging his shoulders and spreading
out his palms.
"What of that? Surely you have not forgotten that the clodpate at
whose house I have just entertained you is a Director of the East
India Company, whose soldiers these are?"
"Oh," said Yankelé, his mystified face relaxing in a smile. The smile
fled before the stern look in the Spaniard's eyes; he hastened to
conceal his amusement. Yankelé was by nature a droll, and it cost him
a good deal to take his patron as seriously as that potentate took
himself. Perhaps if Manasseh Bueno Barzillai Azevedo da Costa had had
more humour he would have had less momentum. Your man of action is
blind in one eye. Cæsar would not have come and conquered if he had
really seen.
Wounded by that temporary twinkle in his client's eye, the patron
moved on silently, in step with the military air.
"It is a beautiful night," observed Yankelé in contrition. The words
had hardly passed his lips before he became conscious that he had
spoken the truth. The moon was peeping from behind a white cloud, and
the air was soft, and broken shadows of foliage lay across the path,
and the music was a song of love and bravery. Somehow, Yankelé began
to think of da Costa's lovely daughter. Her face floated in the
moonlight.
Manasseh shrugged his shoulders, unappeased.
"When one has supped well, it is always a beautiful night," he said
testily. It was as if the cloud had overspread the moon, and a thick
veil had fallen over the face of da Costa's lovely daughter. But
Yankelé recovered himself quickly.
"Ah, yes," he said, "you have indeed made it a beaudiful night for
me."
The King of _Schnorrers_ waved his staff deprecatingly.
"It is alvays a beaudiful night ven I am mid _you_," added Yankelé,
undaunted.
"It is strange," replied Manasseh musingly, "that I should have
admitted to my hearth and Grobstock's table one who is, after all, but
a half-brother in Israel."
"But Grobstock is also a Tedesco," protested Yankelé.
"That is also what I wonder at," rejoined da Costa. "I cannot make out
how I have come to be so familiar with him."
"You see!" ventured the Tedesco timidly. "P'raps ven Grobstock had
really had a girl you might even have come to marry her."
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