Great Britain -- History, Naval -- 18th century -- Fiction; Nore Mutiny, 1797 -- Fiction
His greatest pride and his constant study was "slang," in which he was
no mean proficient. He always carried in his pocket a colt (i.e. a foot
and a half of rope, knotted at one end, and whipped at the other), for
the benefit of the youngsters, to whom he was a most inordinate tyrant.
He could judge a day's work, which he sent in with the rest of the
midshipmen, and which proofs of theoretical knowledge of their
profession were in those days little attended to; but he was very
ignorant, and quite unfit to take charge of any vessel. Captain M---,
who, as we before stated, had joined the ship as acting captain, and had
not had time to ascertain the merits or demerits of the officers, had
given the prize to his charge because he was the senior mate of the
ship.
The prize had scarcely trimmed her sails and shaped her course, when Mr
Bullock, the master's-mate, called our hero to him, and addressed him in
the following elegant phraseology:--
"Now, you rebellious spawn--touch your hat, you young whelp,"--(knocking
off poor Willy's only hat, which flew to leeward, and went
overboard)--"mind what I say, for I mean to be as good as a father to
you. You're not an officer yet--and if you were, it would be all the
same--so no capers, no airs. You see I've only three men in the vessel
besides myself; they are in three watches; so your duty will be to
attend to me in the cabin. You'll mull my claret--I always drinks a
noggin every half-hour to keep the wind out, and if it an't ready and
an't good--do you see this?"--(taking the colt out of his pocket.)
"Stop, you'd better feel it at once, and then, when you knows what the
taste of it is, you'll take care how you're slack in stays." So saying,
he administered three or four hearty cuts on the back and shoulders of
our hero, who had been sufficiently drilled into the manners and customs
of a man-of-war, to know the value of the proverb, "The least said, the
soonest mended."
A spigot had been already inserted into one of the casks of claret which
were lashed on deck; and, as the small vessel was very uneasy in the
heavy swell of the Bay of Biscay, our hero had sufficient employment in
watching the pot of claret, and preventing it from being upset by the
motion of the vessel, as it was constantly heating on the stove in the
cabin. This potation was regularly presented by Willy every half-hour,
as directed, to his commanding officer, who, if it was too sweet, or not
sweet enough, or if he could not drink the whole, invariably, and much
to the annoyance of our hero, threw the remainder into his face, telling
him that was his share of it.
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