The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 3, September 1837Various
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The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 3, September 1837
Various
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Our maiden aunt Sally wore a lip, which, like her matrimonial
chances, was rather shrivelled. It was a mere streak along the
horizon; an indistinct margin along an ocean of mouth; a strip to
tell you where her teeth were. My aunt died husbandless. If she had
wedded, her bridal kiss would have been interesting. She saluted
my cheek once, when, like Fanny, I was 'younger than I am now, and
prettier--of course!' I thought the sensation like a gentle bite.
Instead of soft, spongy flesh, her lips seemed like scraps of flesh,
iron-bound. Sometimes she puckered them up like the orifice of her
reticule; and this was an infallible precursor of a coming storm.
Xantippe had a thin, bluish, unwaving lip. Beware of such!
My nurse was a grizzly-headed negro woman; and her gift of underlip
was stupendous. It poured down, a real cataract of lip. It was
without model, although not without shadow. She was deficient in
chin, and her lip circled over her lower jaw-bone, in shape and size
resembling a half-grown grey-hound's ear. At a distance, you might
have mistaken it for an extra allowance of tongue, which her mouth
could not contain. It was awful! That is, to think of kissing such
a thing! When the old woman bustled about, it shivered like a sheep
in shearing-time; and when she jumped, it flapped over her under-jaw
like the wing of a squat pigeon.
Among the ladies, there are two orders of lips--the nectarine and
the vinegarish. The former swell out like the heave of a deep sigh;
the latter are sharp, and make you smack your mouth when you look on
them. The first denotes amiability, the second acidity. Everlasting
spring lives in the blossoms of a nectarine lip, and eternal winter
dwells upon the vinegarish, along which no rill of blood ever strays.
The lips of one's sweet-heart are a volume of poetry. Smiles fling
a ray like the flush of morning upon them, and they are glorious
in their brightness. They are an oracle, and from them comes the
voice of destiny. They are a shrine, and around them the breath of
inspiration ever lingers. It would be vain to talk of kissing any
thing so sacred, when the mere thought overwhelms one in unspeakable
bliss!
T. H. S.
AN ALBUM FRAGMENT.
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