The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 6, December 1837Various
History
The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 6, December 1837
Various
Periodicals
When he had apparently exhausted the contents of all the periodicals
that lay on the bar-room table, just as the village clock struck one,
Mr. Tompkins asked for a glass of cider, which he drank and departed.
I need make no apology to an intelligent reader for a detail of these
minute particulars; because they engrossed the attention of many at
the time, and were severally the subjects of conflicting hypotheses.
And beside, the history of his first day's residence was so exactly
that of every other which followed, that it is expedient to be
particular in recording it.
He returned then to his lodgings, and after dinner was seen sitting
in the porch of the widow's house, smoking a cigar, and reading in
an ancient-looking volume. Toward sundown he again walked forth,
with his wife (if wife she was) under his arm; and they strolled to
some distance through the lanes and among the fields adjacent to
the village. Thence they returned at tea-time, and at an early hour
retired to their apartment.
Mrs. Wilkins had not for a long time received so many visiters as
called upon her that evening, to inquire after her health, and the
'names, ages, usual places of residence, and occupations' of her
boarders. For the best of all possible reasons, she was unable
to satisfy them on many of these points. The appearance of Mr.
Tompkins at the tavern, however, had produced a rëaction in the
opinions of the men, as that of his wife had in those of the ladies;
and he was supposed to be some greater character than a runaway
husband, a fraudulent insolvent, or a half-hanged malefactor. They
were determined to make an Æneas under a cloud out of him. One was
convinced that he was Sir Gregor McGregor; another that he was Baron
Von Hoffman, (a wandering High-Dutch adventurer, much in vogue at
that time,) and a third ventured the bold conjecture that he was
NAPOLEON himself. A rumor, then rife, that the most illustrious of
_dêtenus_ had effected his escape, gave greater accuracy to the last
surmise than to any other. Napoleon was then in ----!
The post-master advised the speculative crowd, whose imaginations
were perturbed and overwrought by this suggestion, to keep themselves
quiet and say nothing about it for the present. Letters and packages
must necessarily come to the mysterious visiter, which would be
subject to his inspection; and from the post-marks, directions, and
other indices, which long experience had taught him to understand,
he assured them that he should be able to read the riddle. By this
promise, the adult population were controlled into forbearance from
any public manifestation of astonishment. The little boys, however,
whose discretion was not so great, kept hurraing for Bonypart to a
late hour, around the widow's house; for which the biggest of them
suffered severely next morning at school; their master being what was
called an old tory.
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