Mr. Cho had a ring through his nose which was very awkward but at last
he managed to get loose from the stake and, crowding through the hedge,
he pulled a turnip and began to munch it. After the first bite a curious
sensation overtook him and he began to have an over-mastering desire to
stand on his hind legs only. A thrill went through him from tail to horns
and in another instant he found himself an ox no longer but the same
old two-legged Cho as of old. This was eminently satisfactory and the
satisfaction was doubled when, coming through the hedge into the road,
a befuddled butcher asked him if he had seen a loose ox anywhere. He
assured the purveyor of beef that he had not, and walked away toward home
pondering upon this rather unusual occurrence.
Suddenly he stood stock still in the road, uttered an exclamation of
triumph, slapped his thigh and hurried forward with his mind evidently
made up.
“Sticks and turnips! Sticks and turnips!” he repeated over and over again
as if it were a magic formula. He kept straight on till night overtook
him near the very house which had witnessed his metamorphosis. He called
out again as before and was similarly received, but instead of sleeping,
he arose in the night and sneaked about the premises until he found and
secured the four sticks with which the work had been done. He followed
this larceny with a silent and speedy departure, not toward his home but
toward Seoul, still muttering in his beard,
“Sticks and turnips! Sticks and turnips!”
Of course he knew the ins and outs of the official’s house which he had
haunted for ten long fruitless years, and as it was summer time and
very hot all the windows were open. So he had no difficulty in marking
down his prey. He found him sleeping profoundly. Cho knelt beside the
recumbent form and taking only two of the sticks began tapping very
gently upon the sleeper, but not hard enough to awaken him. By the dim
light of the moon he soon saw two horns grow out of the sleeper’s head
and his two hands gradually turn into hoofs. This was enough. He arrested
the operation at this point and silently departed.
When morning came there were hurryings to and fro and whispered
consultations in that high official’s house. A celebrated physician came
hurrying up in his two man chair and disappeared within the house. On a
distant hill a devil shrine awoke to life at the howlings and twistings
of a _mudang_ who was begging the imps in frenzied terms to lift their
heavy hands from the person of a high official.
But there was no relief. The great man sat there dumb as a brute with two
great horns protruding from his forehead and his two hands turned into
horny hoofs.
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