Then Whitemarsh dropped his second bombshell. The junior chemists were
ordered to rate the Laboratorians for proficiency! Fresh from six
months' study under such taskmasters as Whitemarsh and Kercheval, the
chastened scientists were now able to interpret the antics of their
tormentors of yesterday. An old tradition had fallen and the howls
extended back to the Front Office on Earth.
For a change, Miss Chester did not object. She was evidently past all
comment. She merely wrote out a list of the faults and virtues of all
her assistants, rated them all Excellent and went back to her research.
But Rocco was tried and found incapable of running titrations. Harry
Crowe was found to be weighing incorrectly, Zachary had been fixing his
calculations for the last ten years and even faithful Bruno had been
found to be adding 15 to all of his Iodine numbers in order to pass the
specs easier.
It suddenly occurred to every one that all the laboratory's reports
were based on incorrect data. All work stopped for a week until the
scientists found what their assistants had been trying to do all along.
And the results were a bit terrifying. When Kercheval found that an
incorrectly calibrated reflectometer had negated five years of his pet
project, he tore up his notebooks, flung them on the floor and stalked
into Whitemarsh's office.
"Frank, I'm taking my back vacations and going to Venus to forget it
all for about six months. And mind you, when I get back I don't want to
see my present assistants. I'm going to start from scratch."
He left, banging the door.
Next was Sturtevant.
"Frank, we've got to get Interstellar Review to hold my last paper. I
want to recheck the melting points of some of those diazo compounds."
Then came the young physicist, Dr. Slezak, who was rumored to be Miss
Chester's present skiing companion. "Dr. Whitemarsh," he stammered,
"I'm not sure about the data on my last report."
"Didn't you take it all yourself?"
"Yes, but I used some of Kercheval's data for my fundamental
calculations and, if that's wrong, all my conclusions may not be valid."
"Stop worrying," Whitemarsh told him. "When Kercheval recalculates his
values, you can revise your own report. As long as your own work is
right, you have nothing to worry about."
The young man left, nervously wringing his hands. Whitemarsh couldn't
see what Sally saw in him. He figured she ought to be along by now.
She was.
"I told you so," Sally said theatrically. "You've got the whole lab
mistrusting each other. All the chemists are quarreling like mad and
the Laboratorians all look like whipped dogs. You've pulled the chair
right out from under everything and you sit here gloating."
"Relax, Sally," he told her. "They're just growing pains. Take it easy
and ride out the storm.... Now, how about tearing over to Lunar 7 to
see the crucial Spaceball series between the Space Rangers and the
Callisto Satellites?"
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