There never was such a ringing of bells, certainly never such a
scampering of overfed menials as the next hour witnessed at the Manor.
Hither and thither they went: Molly up the stairs to look out the
sheets, Williams, the groom, to get the single brougham ready, James to
set the boudoir straight ("with me own 'ands I done it," he said to
Partigan, the lady's maid, afterwards, as though ordinary he did it
with other people's hands, which was a true word), Griggs to put away
his decanter and enter the kitchen in mighty splendor. Not only this,
but stable-boys upon bicycles went flying off to Matlock and Derby to
bear the tidings to the absentees.
"Her ladyship a-comin' home," said Partigan when she heard it; "well,
that do beat the best!"
"I've always said," Griggs remarked to James, when the first moments of
agitation had passed, "I've always said the Lady Evelyn isn't ordinary.
Just look at the antics she'd be a-doin' by herself when she thought no
one was lookin' at her in the park. Carrying on like a play actress,
she was, and me hidin' behind a tree, mortal feared of her throwin' of
herself into my arms by mistake. What his lordship would say if I told
him of this 'ere, the cherubims above us only knows, James."
"You surely ain't goin' to tell him, Mr. Griggs?"
Griggs tapped his breast with a heavy fist that seemed to make a drum
of it.
"A lady's secret--they'd have to cut it out of my bussum, James."
"Then you don't think, perhaps, as she's been staying with Miss
Forrester at all?"
This, however, was the beginning of a suggestion which the worthy
Griggs would not tolerate at all from one he styled a menial.
"What I think is my own affair. Take my advice and hold your tongue,
James. When you get to my time of life you'll know that the less you
say about the ladies the better for your good health. Go and get the
dining-room ready. She'll be in a rare tantrum when she comes back.
They always are when they've been up in London enjoyin' of theirselves.
His lordship himself is good cayenne after a week on the Continent.
It's enough to make a man take to drink almost."
The reservation was wise, for certainly Mr. Griggs had "almost" taken
to drink on many occasions, stopping at the second bottle on a
benevolent plea of moderation. This particular occasion, however, was
not to prove one for extreme remedies as subsequent events quickly
demonstrated. Having seen that all had been prepared, both within and
without the house, he composed himself to a comfortable nap in his
arm-chair and again had begun to dream of a rich uncle in Australia
(whose continued good health he found most provoking), when a loud
ringing of bells and a sound of voices in the quadrangle instantly
brought him to a state of recollection, and he sat bolt upright and
stared wildly at the grandfather's clock in the corner of his pantry as
though its fingers reproached his tardiness.
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