The Lady of Lyons; Or, Love and PrideLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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The Lady of Lyons; Or, Love and Pride
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
Beau. [aside.] Damas! that is unfortunate;--if the Italian campaign
should have filled his pockets, he may seek to baffle me in the moment
of my victory. [Aloud]. Your servant, general,--for such, I think, is
your new distinction! Just arrived in Lyons?
Damas. Not an hour ago. Well, how go on the Deschappelles? Have they
forgiven you in that affair of young Melnotte? You had some hand in that
notable device,--eh?
Beau. Why, less than you think for! The fellow imposed upon me. I have
set it all right now. What has become of him? He could not have joined
the army, after all. There is no such name in the books.
Damas. I know nothing about Melnotte. As you say, I never heard the name
in the Grand Army.
Beau. Hem!--You are not married, general?
Damas. Do I look like a married man, sir?--No, thank Heaven! My
profession is to make widows, not wives.
Beau. You must have gained much booty in Italy! Pauline will be your
heiress--eh?
Damas. Booty! Not I! Heiress to what? Two trunks and a portmanteau,--
four horses,--three swords, two suits of regimentals, and six pair of
white leather inexpressibles! A pretty fortune for a young lady!
Beau. [aside.] Then all is safe! [Aloud]. Ha! ha! Is that really all
your capital, General Damas? Why, I thought Italy had been a second
Mexico to you soldiers.
Damas. All a toss-up, sir. I was not one of the lucky ones! My friend
Morier, indeed, saved something handsome. But our commander-in-chief
took care of him, and Morier is a thrifty, economical dog,--not like the
rest of us soldiers, who spend our money as carelessly as if it were our
blood.
Beau. Well, it is no matter! I do not want fortune with Pauline. And you
must know, General Damas, that your fair cousin has at length consented
to reward my long and ardent attachment.
Damas. You!--the devil! Why, she is already married! There is no
divorce!
Beau. True; but this very day she is formally to authorize the necessary
proceedings, this very day she is to sign the contract that is to make
her mine within one week from the day on which her present illegal
marriage is annulled.
Damas. You tell me wonders!--Wonders! No; I believe anything of women!
Beau. I must wish you good morning. [As he is going, enter
DESCHAPPELLES.
M. Deschap. Oh, Beauseant! well met. Let us come to the notary at once.
Damas [to Deschap.]. Why, cousin!
M. Deschap. Damas, welcome to Lyons. Pray call on us; my wife will be
delighted to see you.
Damas. Your wife be-blessed for her condescension! But [taking him
aside] what do I hear? Is it possible that your daughter has consented
to a divorce?--that she will marry Monsieur Beauseant?
M. Deschap. Certainly. What have you to say against it? A gentleman of
birth, fortune, character. We are not so proud as we were; even my wife
has had enough of nobility and princes!
Damas. But Pauline loved that young man so tenderly!
M. Deschap. [taking snuff]. That was two years and a half ago.
Damas. Very true. Poor Melnotte!
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