Land. Well, then, about four years ago, old Melnotte died, and left his son well to do in the world. We then all observed that a great change came over young Claude: he took to reading and Latin, and hired a professor from Lyons, who had so much in his head that he was forced to wear a great full-bottom wig to cover it. Then he took a fencing-master, and a dancing-master, and a music-master; and then he learned to paint; and at last it was said that young Claude was to go to Paris, and set up for a painter. The lads laughed at him at first; but he is a stout fellow, is Claude, and as brave as a lion, and soon taught them to laugh the wrong side of their mouths; and now all the boys swear by him, and all the girls pray for him. Beau. A promising youth, certainly! And why do they call him Prince? Land. Partly because he is at the head of them all, and partly because he has such a proud way with him, and wears such fine clothes--and, in short, looks like a prince. Beau. And what could have turned the foolish fellow's brain? The Revolution, I suppose? Land. Yes--the revolution that turns us all topsy-turvy--the revolution of Love. Beau. Romantic young Corydon! And with whom is he in love? Land. Why--but it is a secret, gentlemen. Beau. Oh! certainly. Land. Why, then, I hear from his mother, good soul! that it is no less a person than the Beauty of Lyons, Pauline Deschappelles. Beau. and Glavis. Ha, ha!--Capital! Land. You may laugh, but it is as true as I stand here. Beau. And what does the Beauty of Lyons say to his suit? Land. Lord, sir, she never even condescended to look at him, though when he was a boy he worked in her father's garden. Beau. Are you sure of that? Land. His mother says that Mademoiselle does not know him by sight. Beau. [taking Glavis aside]. I have hit it,--I have it; here is our revenge! Here is a prince for our haughty damsel. Do you take me? Gla. Deuce take me if I do! Beau. Blockhead!--it's as clear as a map. What if we could make this elegant clown pass himself off as a foreign prince?--lend him money, clothes, equipage for the purpose?--make him propose to Pauline?--marry Pauline? Would it not be delicious? Gla. Ha, ha!--Excellent! But how shall we support the necessary expenses of his highness? Beau. Pshaw! Revenge is worth a much larger sacrifice than a few hundred louis;--as for details, my valet is the trustiest fellow, in the world, and shall have the appointment of his highness's establishment. Let's go to him at once, and see if he be really this Admirable Crichton. Gla. With all my heart;--but the dinner? Beau. Always thinking of dinner! Hark ye, landlord; how far is it to young Melnotte's cottage? I should like to see such a prodigy. Land. Turn down the lane,--then strike across the common,--and you will see his mother's cottage.