The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“When ’e ’ad finished Smith went upstairs and looked out of the bedroom
winders, but ’e couldn’t see any signs of the tiger, and ’e said no
doubt it ’ad gone down to the village to see wot it could pick up, or
p’raps it ’ad eaten John Biggs.
“However that might be, nobody cared to go outside to see, and after it
got dark we liked going ’ome less than ever.
“Up to ten o’clock we did very well, and then Smith began to talk about
’is license. He said it was all rubbish being afraid to go ’ome, and
that, at any rate, the tiger couldn’t eat more than one of us, and
while ’e was doing that there was the chance for the others to get ’ome
safe. Two or three of ’em took a dislike to Smith that night and told
’im so.
“The end of it was we all slept in the tap-room that night. It seemed
strange at first, but anything was better than going ’ome in the dark,
and we all slept till about four next morning, when we woke up and
found the tramp ’ad gone and left the front door standing wide open.
“We took a careful look-out, and by-and-by first one started off and
then another to see whether their wives and children ’ad been eaten or
not. Not a soul ’ad been touched, but the wimmen and children was that
scared there was no doing anything with ’em. None o’ the children would
go to school, and they sat at ’ome all day with the front winder
blocked up with a mattress to keep the tiger out.
“Nobody liked going to work, but it ’ad to be done and as Farmer Gill
said that tigers went to sleep all day and only came out toward evening
we was a bit comforted. Not a soul went up to the ‘Cauliflower’ that
evening for fear of coming ’ome in the dark, but as nothing ’appened
that night we began to ’ope as the tiger ’ad travelled further on.
“Bob Pretty laughed at the whole thing and said ’e didn’t believe there
was a tiger; but nobody minded wot ’e said, Bob Pretty being, as I’ve
often told people, the black sheep o’ Claybury, wot with poaching and,
wot was worse, ’is artfulness.
“But the very next morning something ’appened that made Bob Pretty look
silly and wish ’e ’adn’t talked quite so fast; for at five o’clock
Frederick Scott, going down to feed ’is hins, found as the tiger ’ad
been there afore ’im and ’ad eaten no less than seven of ’em. The side
of the hin-’ouse was all broke in, there was a few feathers lying on
the ground, and two little chicks smashed and dead beside ’em.
“The way Frederick Scott went on about it you’d ’ardly believe. He said
that Govinment ’ud ’ave to make it up to ’im, and instead o’ going to
work ’e put the two little chicks and the feathers into a pudding basin
and walked to Cudford, four miles off, where they ’ad a policeman.
“He saw the policeman, William White by name, standing at the back door
of the ‘Fox and Hounds’ public house, throwing a ’andful o’ corn to the
landlord’s fowls, and the first thing Mr. White ses was, ‘it’s off my
beat,’ he ses.
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