The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
Halibut assenting, they walked back together. The feverish joy of the
gambler showed in the Major’s eye as they drew their chairs up to the
little antique chess table and began to place their pieces ready for
the fray. Then a thought struck him, and he crossed over to the
sideboard.
“If you’re feeling a bit off colour, Halibut,” he said, kindly, “you’d
better have a little brandy to pull yourself together. I don’t wish to
take a mean advantage.”
“You’re very good,” said the other, as he eyed the noble measure of
liquid poured out by his generous adversary.
“And now to business,” said the Major, as he drew himself a little soda
from a siphon.
“Now to business,” repeated Halibut, rising and placing his glass on
the mantel-piece.
The Major struggled fiercely with his feelings, but, despite himself, a
guilty blush lent colour to the other’s unfounded suspicions.
“Remember the conditions,” said Halibut, impressively.
“Here’s my hand on it,” said the other, reaching over.
Halibut took it, and, his thoughts being at the moment far away, gave
it a tender, respectful squeeze. The Major stared and coughed. It was
suggestive of practice.
If the history of the duel is ever written, it will be found not
unworthy of being reckoned with the most famous combats of ancient
times. Piece after piece was removed from the board, and the Major
drank glass after glass of soda to cool his heated brain. At the second
glass Halibut took an empty tumbler and helped himself. Suddenly there
was a singing in the Major’s ears, and a voice, a hateful, triumphant
voice, said,
“Checkmate!”
Then did his gaze wander from knight to bishop and bishop to castle in
a vain search for succour. There was his king defied by a bishop—a
bishop which had been hobnobbing with pawns in one corner of the board,
and which he could have sworn he had captured and removed full twenty
minutes before. He mentioned this impression to Halibut.
“That was the other one,” said his foe. “I thought you had forgotten
this. I have been watching and hoping so for the last half-hour.”
There was no disguising the coarse satisfaction of the man. He had
watched and hoped. Not beaten him, so the Major told himself, in fair
play, but by taking a mean and pitiful advantage of a pure oversight. A
sheer oversight. He admitted it.
Halibut rose with a sigh of relief, and the Major, mechanically
sweeping up the pieces, dropped them one by one into the box.
“Plenty of time,” said the victor, glancing at the clock. “I shall go
now, but I should like a wash first.”
The Major rose, and in his capacity of host led the way upstairs to his
room, and poured fresh water for his foe. Halibut washed himself
delicately, carefully trimming his hair and beard, and anxiously
consulting the Major as to the set of his coat in the back, after he
had donned it again.
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