Thus apparelled, he presented to the talkers a little round tray, on
which was set for consideration a pudding, neatly sliced and sugared,
that gave out a pleasant fragrance. To the obvious merits of this he
silently drew attention with a short, bright spatula which he carried
in his other hand.
“No, no,” said the lawyer. “Not to-day, my friend; not to-day.”
He smiled good-humouredly; and the oddling dropped a courtly bow--“the
loss is mutual,” it expressed--and carried his comestible elsewhere.
“Sir Robert,” said the attorney, with a droll, kindly look, “the
lottery office missed fire; but I have another moral for you.”
“It shall have my respectful attention, sir, in honour of my father’s
friend.”
The words were spoken with gravity. The other gave a twitch of
surprise. Then said he in a pretty gentle voice:
“’Tis from him with the pudding. They call him the Flying Pieman; but
his proper business is to paint pictures, at which he has a fine
skill, they say. Fortune missed him, however. He married ‘for love’--a
course for which there is plenty of precedent, but no authority--and
love begets a family, but nothing to put in its empty crops. At the
last pinch he kicked over his easel and went out to sell puddings. He
did nought by halves. If his pictures are half as good as his victuals
he deserves the Presidency. He hath made himself a character in the
neighbourhood, but a finer one in God’s eyes, I will venture. ’Tis
said that, no whit faithless to his art, he trades all day that he may
indulge his real bent after hours. That is to be a man and an
example.”
“To me, sir, to me, you would say; and so he is. I have no family; but
that is an accident--not an excuse. I take the pieman to my heart, and
see no ostentatious vanity in his shirt-frill. I read another moral
here too. This is ‘Heavy Hill,’ and goes to Tyburn.”
“Oh, Heaven send you to the House of Correction! Come on, I beg. My
office is close by.”
“Then your prayer is answered. You shall do the overseer, and whip me
with maxims.”
The lawyer smacked in his lips as if he were sampling some sharp but
not disagreeable berry; regarded his incorrigible companion a moment
through covert eyelids; then turned and led the way across the road
and under the old gate-arch of Gray’s Inn.
Beyond this portal, a short distance, pleasant tranquillity prevailed.
It is the humour of the Law to hatch in antique solitudes the plots
that vex many lives with turmoil and disquiet. Around its Inn Halls
the Devil’s cloisters invite to peripatetic contemplation of quibble
and sophistry; and its silent gardens cherish that grimy tree of Death
whose trunk is freckled like the serpent’s with discs of yellow.
Up a step or two, through a venerable doorway with fluted pilasters,
the long man ushered his visitor, and so to a dusty comfortable room
on the first floor, where tiers of japanned boxes, the caskets of dead
passions and aspirations, were piled high against the walls like
coffins in a family vault.
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