The Lanchester traditionBradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
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The Lanchester tradition
Bradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction
Mr. Chowdler did not content himself with shaking his head afterwards
in the great quadrangle. He shook it frequently and emphatically
during the sermon, in order that everybody might know that he was in
complete disagreement with the preacher. And on him fell the unpleasant
duty, as he phrased it, of making a reply and restating the Lanchester
position, on the third Sunday of the Term.
For, needless to say, Mr. Chowdler was in orders. No mere laymen could
have combined such a capacity for quarrelling with so profound a
conviction of his own reasonableness and humility. In Mr. Chowdler’s
hands religion became a weapon to smite with. For choice, he smote
lies, cant, humbug, and Bible critics; but, occasionally, quite
innocent and respectable things found themselves floored by Mr.
Chowdler’s massive fist and trampled under his double-welted heel.
For, when Mr. Chowdler mounted the pulpit, necessity was laid upon him
to smite something or somebody. There were men, like Mr. Plummer, who
doubted whether there would be much scope in Heaven for Mr. Chowdler’s
type of religion; but, if they did not regard it as the highest form of
Christianity, they had to admit that it was manly, and therefore good
for the boys.
But, on this third Sunday of the Term, Mr. Chowdler was no ordinary
smiter; he was the incarnation of the Lanchester spirit repelling
a German invasion. And his text, “Hold fast to that which is good,”
was not delivered like an ordinary text; it was fired like a six-inch
shell full at the stall in which the headmaster was sitting. Mr. Bent
said, afterwards, that he fully expected to see Chowdler follow up the
discharge of the text by leaving the cover of the pulpit and attacking
with the bayonet. However, the preacher spoke daggers but used none.
Change? Yes, change was necessary, growth was necessary; but not change
in essentials and axioms, not change in the foundations. Hold fast to
the foundations, hold fast to that which is good! There was a tendency
in a restless, riotous age to imagine that, because a thing lasted,
because it was old and venerable, it was therefore obsolete. A fool’s
mistake! Why, granite lasts, gold lasts. Hold fast to the granite,
hold fast to the gold, hold fast to that which is good. Again, there
was a tendency in an age of feverish and futile activity to assail
whatever is venerable, whatever has withstood the destructiveness of
man and the storms of time. You tear up the mighty oak, and replace it
by what? Tares? Yes, too often by tares, or at best by some finnikin
exotic treelet, such as you may see in gaudy Eastern pots in decadent
drawing-rooms. Once more, hold fast to the mighty oak, hold fast to
that which is good! Fortunately, and God be praised for it, they had in
that place a great example by which to guide their endeavours--Abraham
Lanchester, their great headmaster, restorer not destroyer, whose
clear, sane intellect and genius, conservative in the best and noblest
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