The Lanchester traditionBradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
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The Lanchester tradition
Bradby, G. F. (Godfrey Fox)
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction
Mr. Plummer, whose ideal (never, alas! to be realised in this world)
was a united staff, and who was also the last man to abandon any sinner
as irreclaimable, made a final and unsuccessful effort to bring about
a better understanding. He gave a bachelor dinner-party, to which he
invited a few of his own friends and the erring Mr. Tipham: for Mr.
Plummer had a touching belief that, if you can only bring mutually
antagonistic people together over a glass of wine, they will learn to
know and like each other.
Mr. Plummer occupied comfortable rooms in an old Georgian house that
fronted the High Street. Bit by bit, and with a rare tact that spared
natural susceptibilities, he had weeded out the furniture and pictures
of his landlady and replaced them with his own. His taste was eclectic
and eminently characteristic of pedagogic culture, and the inevitable
photographs of the Hermes of Olympia and the Acropolis found a place
of honour amongst the equally inevitable Arundels. His rooms were
considered the best rooms in Chiltern, and he was not infrequently
consulted by his colleagues on questions of art.
Mr. Tipham, for whose benefit Messrs. Bent, Rankin, Grady, and Chase
had been brought together in the Georgian house, began the evening
badly by arriving ten minutes late and in clothes which protested
with unnecessary vehemence against the narrowness of convention. At
Chiltern it was the custom, even at bachelor parties, for the guests to
wear dress clothes; but Mr. Tipham scorned custom. A flannel shirt of
that neutral tint which suggests either dirt or extreme age, a Norfolk
jacket which might well have belonged to a tramp, and a pair of grey
flannel trousers which the same tramp might conceivably have rejected,
completed his festive attire, the only note of colour being provided
by the bright orange tie which flamed beneath an unshaven chin. As Mr.
Rankin said afterwards, he suggested a man who has snatched up some
clothes hurriedly to run to the bathroom, rather than a guest at a
dinner-party.
But Mr. Tipham was quite unconscious of the sudden drop in the
temperature which followed his entry. He shot a rapid and critical
glance round the room, and, walking straight up to a small pastel
drawing of a youth’s head that hung on one of the walls, he tapped the
glass lightly with his forefinger and inquired:
“Where did you get that?”
“That?” replied Mr. Plummer; “oh, I picked that up at Chartres for a
few francs; but I don’t know that I care very much for it.”
“It’s the best thing in the room,” said Mr. Tipham quietly; “looks as
if it might possibly be an early Creusot.”
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